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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] Selling your Soul on eBay

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MSon
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 17:15 Edited at: 25th Oct 2007 17:58
Quote: "SELLING MY SOUL

Condition: Used

I am a 21 year old woman from Sydney Australia and am selling my soul to the highest bidder.

You will receive a framed certificate, signed by me illustrating the handover of my soul to you (your name included - optional) to do with as you wish.

Feel free to message me on any questions about my self or my soul "


http://cgi.ebay.com/SELLING-MY-SOUL_W0QQitemZ180172532571QQihZ008QQcategoryZ1523QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I've seen quite a few of these n eBay Resently, One went for a few thousand pounds once?

so nowerdays you dont even need the Devil, Only eBay

What kind of individual tries to buy someones Soul on an Internet Auction Site?

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demons breath
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 17:33
OOOH another one for my collection

I can add it to my soul wall


hmmm... maybe zzz could try and buy it, and give it away as a sort of prize or something to get more media attention when he releases SoulHunter.

or maybe not.

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Dazzag
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 17:41
Quote: "What kind of individual tries to buy someones Soul on an Internet Auction Site?"
Who cares? If someone wants to buy it then pimp it baby Not as if you have to clean their toilet forever or anything. Win win win.

Cheers

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Digital Awakening
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 17:52
Quote: "What kind of individual tries to buy someones Soul on an Internet Auction Site?"


If I say "An American" I probably have to explain myself so I rather not The world is full of complete idiots so someone will probably pay for it.

BTW, the link doesn't work.

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Grandma
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 17:59
Hey, i'm all for it. No better way to earn money legally then to suck it out of gullible sub-humans. We know they are good for something.

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Dazzag
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 18:00
Quote: "No better way to earn money legally then to suck it out of gullible sub-humans"
Hmmm. Perhaps you are thinking of something else....

Cheers

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Grandma
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 18:11
Quote: "Hmmm. Perhaps you are thinking of something else...."


I just might.

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 18:29
Yes, this will go along nicely with the air guitar I bought off of ebay last week...

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Deathead
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 18:49
I'm guessing that she doesn't know that you cannot transfer souls over the internet.

SpyDaniel
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 19:00
I think this is pretty dumb, because who ever wins the bid, owns the woman, as there is no such thing as a soul and the closest thing you could get to a soul, is a brain, which she is using, so in turn you own her.

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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 19:02
You can however, become a christian over the internet.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 19:06
They offered the country of Belgium on Ebay once.


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Deathead
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 19:09
Haha! I feel sorry for the person who bidded for that and went there and said "I own you and you and all of you!" And got his head beaten in.

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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 19:32
hahaha
Quote: "Yes, this will go along nicely with the air guitar I bought off of ebay last week..."


You're my hero

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Eevil Weevil
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 19:44
Ha ha ha, just favourited that
But what the hell does she mean by soul? I mean, does she means, like, as a slave, or as a slave + all her income / money, or ... whatever...

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MSon
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 19:55 Edited at: 25th Oct 2007 19:56
I remember somethink about another strange story from eBay.

a Man had hid leg amputated, but kept it as when he dies he wants to be buerried "Whole", But he got behind in rent so the landlord sold some items on eBay he kept in the back, one person was supprised to find an Aplutated leg in his Package from eBay which he took to the police

sounds straight forward yet?

The old man realising that his "origional Leg" had gone missing tracked it down and demanded it back but the buyer refused under the reason that he paid for an item and all its contents including the leg

he had been charging people to look at it like a mini horror show, and he was worried he might loose his "Alternate Income" so he took the old man to court to try and get shared right to the amputated leg.

I think this was in the "Metro" or "MEN", Newspapers from Manchester

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GatorHex
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 21:35
I bet the devil uses a sniper bidding auto bot to get the best price at the last second

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Satchmo
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 23:00
Quote: "as there is no such thing as a soul "


Id say that's pretty touchy, might want to remove that before a mod does.

Your about to get pwned.
Mr Tank
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Posted: 25th Oct 2007 23:32
Quote: "I'm guessing that she doesn't know that you cannot transfer souls over the internet."

If she actually believed in the concept of a soul, and that if you sell it you get teleported into magical lavaland where a bad red guy with a tail pokes you with his giant fork, i don't think she'd be selling it.

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Grandma
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Posted: 26th Oct 2007 00:13
^Interesting, you insulted religion in form of an argument that was directed towards a minor fault in concept with a sentence that was clearly a joke containing minimal reference to religion whilst still staying on topic.

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