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Daniel TGC
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2007 19:25 Edited at: 2nd Nov 2007 19:25
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Yes, it's our greatest fear isn't it? You as walking along, and OH NO! THERE'S A MUGGER! You run wildly through alley ways until you finally get enough time to transform!



Into a vending machine!!!

It's very easy, you unwrap your skirt (with an expression much like this ladies):



Then you magically blend into the background! No one will ever notice!



As you can see, it's so effective, no one in broad daylight will ever notice you!



Futhermore you can keep the whole family safe with the kid's backback version! Can you spot the kid in this next photo? I can't!!!



Here's how it works. Take one kid who thinks "I'm going to be teasted about this avert for the rest of my life! but at least I can hide" and give him a plain red, unsuspecious backpack



activate "Quick the bullys are look at me! I must hide quick!" mode:



Now they will never be able to find the amazing vanishing kid, ever!



I'm now selling this product on my own special website.

www.whatthehellwheretheythinking.com


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Posted: 2nd Nov 2007 19:31
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It's Ok until some poor, on-the-edge, stressed out person needs a coke, and gets you instead.

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Posted: 2nd Nov 2007 19:41
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hilarious

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Digital Awakening
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2007 19:54
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If you have a coin slot and a big back pack full of cheap cans I bet you can make money in one of those

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Posted: 2nd Nov 2007 19:58
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I'm bummed out that that isn't a real website. I was thoroughly convinced that this is what I needed to stay safe out on the streets. Anyone have a link to a REAL sales rep for this product?

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Luciferia
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2007 20:28
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This was on Have I Got News For You on BBC1. And what you transform into a vending machine and the mugger feels a bit thirsty and trys to smash it open to get one? (this is based on the average mugger is more likely to scam/break the machine than legally pay)
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Posted: 2nd Nov 2007 21:32
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That's the greatest invention since kinder surprise!

(sarcasm definately intended)

I should thank you. After all, I have to give a speaking and listening presentation for english on wednesday about the most pointless product ever.

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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 05:09 Edited at: 3rd Nov 2007 05:09
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Quote: "Amazing anti-mugging technology"

Wait till I walk on one of these people and try to get a coke.


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gbark
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 06:01
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lol, yeah I can just imagine, the very mugger you were trying to avoid gets thirsty and decides to get a drink.

When they find out none of the buttons work... (I've seen how people treat soda drink machines that don't work -- It almost might be less painful to get mugged)

Would make a nice costume at a party I suppose.
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Osiris
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 06:22
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That backpack could be dangerous, it says fire extinguisher on it. What if there is a fire, and the person mistakenly throws the kid into the fire only to find out it makes the fire worse! Then just imagine where that fire would spread to!

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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 07:53
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I live by the instructions of this video when someones trying to mug me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM

Better to be dead, than to live your life afraid.
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 07:55
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Quote: "mistakenly throws the kid into the fire"


Who throws a fire extinguisher into a fire in the first place? That's not going to help!

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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 08:19
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Lol well when the person tries to go for it and the door wont open they might think that the heat might make it explode and send fire suppressant everywhere.

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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 10:09
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This actually owuld be quite useful, if it were realistic.

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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 12:34
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The mugger would beat you up for being a dork.


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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 12:47
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I wanna know if the backpack is bulletproof too.

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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 20:28
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Lol, some guy is trying to find some kid and runs around shooting all the fire extinguisher holders until one screams!

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Posted: 3rd Nov 2007 21:05
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Quote: "This was on Have I Got News For You on BBC1. "


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