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Geek Culture / Stephen Colbert, our great nation's only hope, has lost the presidential race.

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Xenocythe
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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 01:46 Edited at: 6th Nov 2007 01:48
Linky Link.

Those of use who reside in the USA, and watch the Colbert Report on the TV know that Stephen Colbert ran for president.

He ran as a republican, and a democrat.
He only ran in South Carolina.

He lost, 13-3.


I say, forget Chuck Norris mates. The new legend is Stephen Colbert.


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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 01:48
Anyone read his book? Quite hilarious...

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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 02:36
I'm sort of glad he lost (or didn't make it close to the primary), for reasons we can't discuss on TGC as politics are forbidden by the AUP. But history repeats itself and I'm glad he's not in the race, hehe. I love his show, especially the interviews, although I was upset when I waited for the big "trainwreck" interview (can't remember the guy's name) and all they did was splash water in each other's faces .

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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 02:43
I never found him very funny. wouldn't have made a good president, even as a joke.

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Naw, I think he would have made a better one than any of the others. I mean he is actually a really smart guy.

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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 03:09
http://RonPaul2008.com

he's raising 10 million dollars in 24 hours to make the 12 million mark for this quarter.

forget the false left-right paradigm and research him and his record. you'll be amazed.

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I forgot about him thanks CR. Him and Stephen are our only hopes for this country. I mean how did bush spend 6 trillion dollars on the war! Seriously, Clinton was great, put us in a 3 Trillion dollar surplus.

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@CattleRustler,

not two years ago I would be disagreeing with any thing you ever had to say about the political realm, but recently Ive had a complete 180 on my views. Funny how things go, isnt it?

But do you think honestly America is smart enough to vote for the right guy?

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Who was, of course, Colbert.


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You know, there is one area of the economy bush increased:

The national debt
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I think we should change how the candidates are chosen, let the people choose, not some stupid panel. That goes for how the president is chosen as well, I hate it that my vote does not count at all. I mean the electoral college is going to do what they want anyways, I mean why vote then? The only way the people would get who they voted for was is it was unanimous. That angers me!

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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 03:43
I like how you say "our great nation" when this is clearly an international board.
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Shhh, that was a secret!

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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 03:47 Edited at: 6th Nov 2007 03:48
lets not get this locked, so Ill just say

Quote: "Funny how things go, isnt it?"

yep


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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 03:55 Edited at: 6th Nov 2007 03:55
I always had a feeling someone would bring him up on these boards, well he is a funny guy. Not that sure he would be the best president but I guess he would be better than all those clones who are running. Hopefully that was not against the AUP

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Is was against some AUP somewhere.

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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 04:08 Edited at: 6th Nov 2007 04:10
Quote: "I say, forget Chuck Norris mates. The new legend is Stephen Colbert."

* Stephen Colbert may be able to run for president, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take his position.

* Chuck Norris doesn't run for president because he knows that would mean there would be no more war.

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I heard there would be no more Colbert Report shows because of some writer's strikes in Burbank. Same with Jay Leno, and the other guys.

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Nope John Stewart is paying the writers out of his own pocket for both shows to keep them going.

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Ron Paul whoo..has my vote.

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Oh, it's killing me hehe. Agent Dink and I had this conversation not long ago, about who we're voting for, but if I say whose getting my vote I'll get in trouble, lol. Fairly predictable though for anyone whose been here for a few years. What I can say is that both sides of the debate have very low-key canditates who are moderate and are starting to get attention, although the chances of them winning in a primary are slim to none. And an independent is about as likely to win the election as Eternal Equinox is to sell 5,000 copies in the next 24 hours . Not saying it's a good or bad thing, but that's how it works.

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Ron Paul?, is he related to Ricky Bobby?

I'd save my vote for a candidate with a proper name!.

Personally I don't vote these days, even though the PM Gordon Brown (texture like sun?) is from my home town - he has a face like an experimental fry-up.

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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 15:13 Edited at: 6th Nov 2007 15:13
Quote: "Ron Paul whoo..has my vote."


Ohhh mine too! .....that is, if i was american. He's the only true constituionalist, a candidate who's actually for the people. Only commies wouldn't vote for him.

I believe Stephen Colbert would make a good president. "Good" as in better than current, but there would be now way he could ever win. Noone could ever take him seriously.

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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 15:47
Chuck Norris, he doesn't run for the ballot, it runs from him.


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I think I'm all for Ron Paul at the moment. Definitely better than Obama or Hillary... Time will tell though.

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Lol, my parents were like you know, Ron Paul will never win, don't waste your vote. I quickly came back with "Our votes don't count anyways, no ones do. So who cares!" They were speechless at my awesome comeback.

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Posted: 6th Nov 2007 23:15
Ugh...

I was hoping for the same situation as the recent Robin Williams movie (whose name escapes me, but it's something about a talk show host becoming president).

Steven Colbert is wicked funny, we watch him every night.

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Head of State? Jeese, I just saw that movie too....


@Keo C
haha, indeed! Besides, if he entered the race for president, he'd win without any votes.



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I'm sticking to Obama, mainly because the person I vote for needs to have a hope in hell of finding his or her way onto the ballot .

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Quote: "Lol, my parents were like you know, Ron Paul will never win, don't waste your vote. I quickly came back with "Our votes don't count anyways, no ones do. So who cares!" They were speechless at my awesome comeback.
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Very nice Osiris, very nice.

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Still, wouldn't it be funny if everyone said "hell with it" and cast a vote for someone decent like Ron Pual, and he came out the unexpected winner? I seem to remember reading there was an election decades ago where the unexpected candidate won. Who knows....


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I believe that was the current president's election.

Ron Paul has my vote

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Mine too. I mean, if everyone voted for him and the electoral college didn't vote him in they would be removed from office by force.

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Ron Paul looks decent from what i've seen of him... and if we let our votes be restricted because we think we'll "waste" it voting for someone with as little chance as him then we will never see someone like him elected.

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Exactly why we should get rid of the electoral college as well. I hate that stupid thing, I mean our votes should count for something...right?

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I believe that's why America was founded... And yet, the electoral college seems a bit unconstitutional in my mind.

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It should be 100% the peoples' decision.

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Indeed.

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Posted: 7th Nov 2007 09:20 Edited at: 7th Nov 2007 09:23
Oh my Chuck Norris! I woke up imagining this thread would be locked by now. I'm not saying it should, it's nice as long as people act like adults as we seem to be doing nicely so far.

Ron Paul will get rid of the federal income tax (they one you shouldn't need to pay, but still do for some reason). Most importantly, he'll tear apart all the unconstitutional sh!t (pardon the language) that the current president signed into power. Bringing back some basic privacy and freedom. Can't argue with that. Also, he doesn't just say he will and not really do it. He's been in politics for 20 years and is very consistent, if he says he will do something, you bet he will.

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Yes yes yes! Lets go ronnie!

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The new world order globalist scum at Bilderburg 2006 have already "tapped" SHillary as the next puppet installation of the united states, if we make it to the 2008 "elections", they are in for a huge surprise.

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The electoral college is obsolete.

It is a artifact of the days when the US wasn't really united, and every state still wanted to hold onto some power... because people still had identity in their state.

Now however, the US is almost completely national in it's identity... and we need to throw out the electoral college.

This reminds me of the national merit scholar selection... they only select a certain number from each state (not percent)... so a student in a smaller state has a larger chance of being chosen. As a nice example, this caused me to only be selected as a commended student since i live in Texas. If i had happened to live almost any other state my score would have been considered national merit scholar semi-finalist.

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Ok, before anyone comments or asks about CR's post... Bilderberg is a group of people in high places of power & economy from all over the world. General sensitive positions, and they often meet and discuss how they will continue to gain more cashmonay, but more importantly, power . Naturally, you don't hear about them often since it's not in our best interest to know about it. People don't like the idea of elites behind the curtains, steering world events. So they are nice enough to keep it semi-secret for us.

Whether or not they will "fix" the elections are speculative, but i wouldn't doubt it. It's NOT in the big corporations best interest to let Ron Paul win, as he will greatly hamper their chances for more power and control.

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Quote: "haha, indeed! Besides, if he entered the race for president, he'd win without any votes. "
If Chuck Norris ran the others would know they have no place there and dropout of the race. He'd most likely raise the U.S. Dollar by 1000% if he were pres.


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If Chuck Norris ran for president, even his adversaries would vote for him, even Canada would vote for him. He would win by 100%, noone would dare vote for anyone else.

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Quote: "no one would dare vote for anyone else."

Well, I wouldn't want to be hit by his roundhouse kick.


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If it weren't for the electorial college, the 2000 election would have gone very, very differently .

I'm not at all keen on Hillary. I live in New York State, and I fail to recognize any decent thing she's done for me while she's been a senator. Worse still, she's anti-games and would be bad for our industry as a whole. I personally like Obama and think he'd be a great president. He's firm on issues, and I like what he says. Yes, he meanders to different crowds to win votes, but that's what someone absolutely must do if they hope to ditch their cube office in lieu of an oval-shaped one. You can't make a pizza without getting your hands doughy .

We're all young and well-informed thanks to our appreciation of technology, so we know who Ron Paul is and are exposed to his message. But that doesn't mean most of the country will know who he is, and to most less-informed people it's a two horse race in each party (Hillary/ Obama and Guiliani/ Romney). Also, you have to remember that Ron Paul's political party alone will severely effect people's opinions of him... he belongs to a party that a lot of people aren't too happy with right now, which even further sullies his chances. Even as a member of "the other" party, I think Paul has a good message and would be an awesome president, but in all honesty I think he has too much going against him to have a hope of winning. The Presidency is a popularity contest, plain and simple, and unless his fans can get his name out more and his campaign people can figure out a way to improve his image to a wider audience, he isn't going to come close to winning the primary.

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I not actually sure what Obama stands for, I don't think I have ever heard him say anything about his platform, only dissing others.

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Those who still live within the false paradigm of right-left will agree with you Matt. Luckily re-puke-licans and dumb-ocrats who have woken up are leaving the parties in droves and registering independent. the primaries mean nothing since they wont let Paul win no matter what. He'll just run Libertarian or Independent or Constitutional to get on the ballot and take back the Whitehouse, OUR HOUSE, in 2008 (he ran Libertarian in 1988 pres selection). Unless of course they jfk him or we have some other "invented disaster" which gives current creeps reason to impose martial law and halt the election process. Think I am exagerrating? Look up all of the presidential Directives and Executive orders issued in 2007 alone, and read them. Might make the hair on your neck fall out

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Quote: "who have woken up are leaving the parties in droves and registering independent."


You say that now, but as soon as the independent party becomes the most popular, if it does, you'll be bashing that one and looking for another small "enlightened" party.

Quote: "Unless of course they jfk him or we have some other "invented disaster" which gives current creeps reason to impose martial law and halt the election process."




That's not as bad as you think you said.
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Quote: "You say that now, but as soon as the independent party becomes the most popular, if it does, you'll be bashing that one and looking for another small "enlightened" party"

wow, what a presumptuous thing to say. maybe you know people like that, I'm not one of them. I was a life-long middle-leaning democrat. when I realized I was no longer young enough to know everything, I decided to educate myself on how the world really works. I havent associated with any party for years now, and never plan to. I'll support those who intend to uphold the constitution, end of story, and that shouldnt be too much to ask of the g-d president, right?

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Really us regular people have no say in the laws or descisions made. Our government is really no different than a monarchy, except people serve shorter terms.

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