Personally I think it is almost worth having a kid just so you can make them a school packed lunch out of the stuff. Imagine the looks on their faces
Especially with jam sandwiches
If they managed their reactions correctly they could be seriously cool kids. After that I would obviously adopt the kid.
Hey, after the subject matter I can't say anything that bad... And anyway, I'm lying; there are thousands of practical jokes you can pull on your own kid.
Cheers
I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing
Current fave quote : "She was like a candle in the wind.... unreliable...."