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Geek Culture / Funniest Trash Talk - What's the noobiest you've ever heard?

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The crazy
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Posted: 12th Nov 2007 21:31
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My next movie calls for some noob to trash talk another player over xbox live in halo 3. He is a foolish noob type character who needs to say some ridiculous stuff. So I ask you all, what's the funniest, most idiotic thing you've ever heard a player say over xbox live or any other voice enabled multiplayer game?

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El Goorf
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Posted: 12th Nov 2007 21:51
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Just been reminded of when I once sat in a room of about 12 friends at a lan party, we were playin CS:Source, against some clan in holland, and i stood up and asked "why isnt any of you coming on teamspeak?" everyone laughed, i instantly felt like an idiot once i realised what i just asked >.<

once heard an american on xbox live go "wow, your actually in england? i didnt think they had xboxes over there" >.< typical.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 12th Nov 2007 21:58
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Goorf, that's not trashtalking, that's plain stupid.


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ionstream
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Posted: 12th Nov 2007 21:59
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Quote: "once heard an american on xbox live go "wow, your actually in england? i didnt think they had xboxes over there" >.< typical."


Not really.


I once heard a guy's comeback to an insult was "You talk complements with that mouth?"

That's not as bad as you think you said.
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Xenocythe
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Posted: 12th Nov 2007 22:06
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What's completely hilarious is when your playing Halo live and a complete noob to the game comes up and tries to shoot you, but fails miserably as you just stand there and stare at him, then you just turn around and slowly walk away from the guy and say "wow...."


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Keo C
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Posted: 12th Nov 2007 22:51
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I was playing Halo 3 and a couple of girls just kept yelling "No you shut up!!!"


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aluseus GOD
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Posted: 13th Nov 2007 00:05
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The fight starts, at the beginning the noob says:
"Hah! I'm going to so totally pwn y-"
And the player blasts him into oblivion.
Noob: "Hey no fair that was a stupid dumb trick yo-"
And the player blasts him into oblivion.
Later..
Noob gets an awesome weapon.
Noob: "Man I'm so totally going to-"
Noob gets blasted into oblivion.
Noob: "No my weapon! That wuzn't fa-"
Noob gets blasted into oblvion.
Later...
Noob resorts to cheats.
Noob: "Aw man! Im using cheats! There is no way you can-"
Noob gets banned into oblivion.

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MonoCoder
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Posted: 13th Nov 2007 00:17 Edited at: 13th Nov 2007 00:20
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Well, having not experienced Halo 3, Live or any of the sort, allow me to come up with one off the top of my head:

Two teams go head to head.
UtterTit63: Me and ma friends are gonna pwn (yes, some will probably pronounce it "pwn") you mega.
TeamMember: Oh, we're not your friends.
UtterTit63: ...
BetterThan: Idiot.
UtterTit63 has gone off to sulk.


...Or something. Of course, this assumes that Halo 3 can randomly bang teams together on the spot and keeps them for a string of games.

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flashing snall
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oh man, i uselly just turn off my head set when playing online, cause everyone is always shouting. but it can be sorta funny when no one is talking except for the completer losing noob... who is going on and on about pretty random things.


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Drew Cameron
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Posted: 13th Nov 2007 02:16 Edited at: 13th Nov 2007 02:16
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Some internet / gaming based insults used in MP

"I'm going to close you without saving."
"How would you like me to reformat you're 3 and a half inch floppy?"
"I'm going to spam your forums."
"I'm read only - you can't touch me!"
"I'm going to come over there and upload my fist into your balls!"

Feel free to use / change any of them for needs.
Hopefully they'll give you an idea?

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The crazy
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Wow guys thanks for all the ideas

Drew, I really like the I'm read only one... it fits. And btw Milk Paton is one of the inspirations for this movie. (which is actually an episode in a set of 8) Everyday I struggle with trying not to steal your guys' jokes

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