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indi
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hehe a funny joke my bro told me

Disregard what "Sett" says:
3 pms and 3 scots were going to a foot ball match together they all arrive at the train station and the poms buy a ticket each and the scotts only buy one

Disregard what "Sett" says:
the poms say arnt you other 2 guys coming? and the scotts say yeah we know a way to get one for less

Disregard what "Sett" says:
so all of em get on the train and the scotts run to the toilet and all three get in and close the door

Disregard what "Sett" says:
the ticket guy comes along and takes every ones ticket when he gets to the door he knocks on the door and says ticket please

Disregard what "Sett" says:
a hand holding a ticket comes out and hands it to the conductor

Disregard what "Sett" says:
they all arive at the football grounds and get off and watch the football game

Disregard what "Sett" says:
going home the poms buy one ticket and the scotts dont buy any
Disregard what "Sett" says:
the poms find this weird and stick with the original plan

Disregard what "Sett" says:
the train comes and they all run onto the train and get into the toilet poms in one and the scotts in another

Disregard what "Sett" says:
after a short while one of the scotts comes out of the toilet and knocks on the poms door and says ticket please

Disregard what "Sett" says:
ahhahaahahahahahahha

indi says:
lmao
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Martyn Pittuck
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Posted: 16th Jun 2003 17:43
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lol

hahahaha,

Who dont get it then eh??

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Solidz Snake
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Posted: 16th Jun 2003 17:54
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lmao!!
me too Martyn!! lol!!

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Disregard what "indi" said

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Ian T
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That's funny . I heard it as a Microsoft/Mac AND as a Englishmen/Americans joke (both ways on the last one), actually.

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Posted: 17th Jun 2003 04:51 Edited at: 17th Jun 2003 04:52
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ha ha ha lol

Wait...
I don't get it.

I really don't.

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Posted: 17th Jun 2003 05:43
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Clueless here

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Ian T
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Ok, I'll retell it here (hope you don't mind Indi). Perhaps reading it AGAIN will make you get it


3 Microsoft Employees and 3 Mac Employees were going to football match together and arrive at the trail station. The M$ guys buy a ticket each, the Mac guys only buy one. The M$ employees, confused, say "Aren't you other two guys coming?" and the Mac guys say "Yeah, but we know a way to get one for less."

On the train, the Mac employees hurry to the toilet and close the door. The ticket guy comes by, takes a ticket from each M$ employee, and then knocks on the bathroom door. The Mac guys hand their single ticket out.

So they watch the game; and the Microsoft guys are pretty impressed by the Mac people's thinking, so, being Microsoft, they decide to 'revitalize' (steal) the idea.

So going home, the M$ guys, thinking themselves very clever, only buy one ticket-- but the Mac guys don't buy any. The M$ guys find this odd but ignore it. So on the train, they each rush to a different toilet and close the door.

After a short while, one of the Mac employees comes to the M$ toilet door and says "Ticket please..."




(Sorry Indi, but I didn't know what 'Poms' were so I had to use my own terminology!)

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indi
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hehe You could replace the races for anything really, Some of you are too politically correct its scary.

joined any cults lately boys??

Its a great joke!, I wont tell you the others, they will only go over your heads and be misconstrewed into something else.

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Ian T
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Oh come on, I'd get them at least .

Unless they require Aussie knowledge that is

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"Disregard what "Sett" says:" (?)

Otherwise, funny joke

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Yeah, that's the part that messed me up.

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the diregard part is... well just disregard it!
Otherwise it's a funny joke.

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Ohhhhhh now I get it!! The mac guys tricked the microsoft guys!! Lemme see here

At the end, only the micro guys get a ticket. Both teams run to separate toilets. The mac guys go to the micro guys and make the micro guys think they are the ticket man and ask for the ticket. When the micro guys give it up, the mac guys go back to their toliet, leaving the micro guys ticketless, but them not cuz they got the micro guys ticket!

IS THAT RIGHT?!

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Ian T
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Posted: 18th Jun 2003 00:34
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LOL, yes, you got it now

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Mattman
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Posted: 18th Jun 2003 19:16
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who is sett?

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i worry about how some of you people handle the amount of thinking it takes to program when you ask these questions

good joke btw

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OK I find the joke funny but, as alot of other people said "Disregard what "sett" said" totally spoofed it up. I still cannot work out why you put that in, it's got nothing to do with the joke.

Anywayz, why do none of you guys like Microsoft?

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Posted: 19th Jun 2003 02:17
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"IS THAT RIGHT?!"

I can see the cogs turning...

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indi
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in case your totally brain dead its leftover debri from the chat session.

I cannot believe the fical attitude of some of you. god help your parents and lovers. eg: "honey rule 57 !! tsktsk
u must have your socks off before nookie.

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Most people don't devote many brain cells to figuring out forum posts, indi, they spend them thinking about other things while they browse. Cut 'em a little bit o' slack

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Martyn Pittuck
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hehe, a bit of slack. Cut the line altogether i say. j/k. or else it may not just be my errm 'line' they cut.



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ar u copied it straight off MSN. "I Knew that"
I did! Really!

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lol, good joke!

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Its Rose! hey guys, that was Rose!
(where's my camera??)

*i sound like a desperate bastard

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