Quote: "I'm gunna go get my hair cut and then I'll get me one"
Rather happily, mine actually likes it a bit longer when most people tell me to get it cut you lazy ****wit. Handy that. Also doesn't like clean shaven. Ahem, at least for me anyways
Quote: "I actually have a girl, but our relationship is weird cause I can't stomach going up to her"
Unless that is a sexual position, then yes that is pretty weird if you are in a proper relationship.
Quote: "Challenging Dazzag to a drinking comp... and winning"
Dude.
A nice fantasy there.
Then again I'm a bit of a light weight these days. Can only go about 3 or 4 pints of lager before needing to go to the toilet these days
If you are old enough to go to pubs with a gang of lads, then you will know what I mean. Good bladder control = not gay
Cheers
I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing
Current fave quote : "She was like a candle in the wind.... unreliable...."