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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] Chaos theory

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Pus In Boots
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 22:19
Just looking for something to pass the time, so how 'bout we give this a try? The idea is to keep stringing along a massive chaos theory. Like:
If toothbrushes weren't invented, domestic oral care would fall to an all-time low, which means...

More dentists would have to spring up to cope with the demand, which means...

There'd be more vacant jobs in the farming industry, which means...

Food supplies would run low, which means...

Humanity would starve and die out, which means...

Get the idea?
Only one addition to the chaos theory at a time, no double posting.
Also, we need to keep it going. No full stop and just one consequence (eg:humanity would starve and die out.) Finish with: which means...

Oh, and one more thing. The consequences need to get bigger and BIGGER each time.

Don't jump into the deep end. eg:If toothbrushes weren't invented, humanity would starve and die out.

It needs to ebb and flow.

Assuming someone on earth gives a crap, I'll get the ball rolling.

If candy floss was grey...

Zotoaster
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 22:21
Then people who just ate it would have grey teeth, which means...

Your signature has been erased by a mod
Deathead
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 22:24
This threads going to be locked because its now going to be classed as a forum game and Jeku is going to lock it because he hates forum games.

Dr Manette
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 22:25
Yea... three games already.

Sorry, it's going to be locked.

Tom J
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 22:27
Quote: "Then people who just ate it would have grey teeth, which means this threads going to be locked because its now going to be classed as a forum game and Jeku is going to lock it because he hates forum games."


Wow, chaos theory is pretty unpredictable eh?
Pus In Boots
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 22:28
They will NEVER take me or my thread alive!!!!

unless they outsmart me...

Tom J
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 22:31 Edited at: 29th Jan 2008 22:32
They could always just have a forum games only board, because I've seen so many games getting locked here recently. Although that was just a sudden idea, so I haven't thought of any problems with doing such a thing.
Deathead
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 22:32
Because as I said Jeku hates new forum games coming up.

Dr Manette
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 22:37
Jeku's comin with a big ol' lock. Run.....RUN!!!

Megaton Cat
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Posted: 29th Jan 2008 23:12 Edited at: 29th Jan 2008 23:13
Every chaos theory imaginable ends up with you and your crappy thread getting locked.

Stick to writing mediocre web comics.

Formerly known as Megaton Cat
tha_rami
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 01:16
Quote: "This threads going to be locked because its now going to be classed as a forum game and Jeku is going to lock it because he hates forum games."


Which means that Geek Culture will rebel against the totalitarian regime at Apollo, which means...


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Benjamin
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 01:25
Which means that the moderators need to clean up the crap that people keep posting.

tha_rami
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 02:23
Which means that the mods get overly frustrated, which means...


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Ron Erickson
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 03:07
This thread is dead, which means...

LOCK


a.k.a WOLF!
Jeku
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 03:39
Quote: "Jeku is going to lock it because he hates forum games."


Just for the record it's not my rule. I just seem to be the bad guy that stumbles upon the thread and locks it.

Not this time! Thanks Ron!


BatVink
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Posted: 30th Jan 2008 12:23
Any mod would have locked it. A stitch in time, and all that.

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