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Geek Culture / How does a woman mind work?

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TheComet
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Posted: 8th Apr 2008 21:39 Edited at: 11th Apr 2008 21:21
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Subject: Fw: A woman's mind explained

Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:







Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.


Thanks, TheComet

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Matt Rock
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I don't see any shoes in there...

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Aertic
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Lol, me either
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Dr Manette
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Posted: 8th Apr 2008 22:13
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Quote: "A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts. "


Two?! Uh ohhh.

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Mr Z
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Posted: 8th Apr 2008 23:11 Edited at: 8th Apr 2008 23:11
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I do have a LOT more balls then two... Or are you talking about the two balls?

Personally I never ask that question. All I need to ask is "why would I do this?", and then I know the answer.

Darkness, you haunt me. If I give in, I would be an monster beyond imagining. Light, you guide me. Thanks to you, I see past the nothingness. Life, I choose to live in the light.
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Grandma
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I find this offensive.

You're basically saying i'm not a man.

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SunnyKatt
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That picture was awesome, but there were a few loose pixels here and there.

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Venge
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Did you really need to copy/paste the same animation 5 times?

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SunnyKatt
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It looks bigger that way.

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it's also funky how it's designed to be tileable (sideways too)

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Posted: 9th Apr 2008 02:42 Edited at: 9th Apr 2008 02:49
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It's my new wallpaper.


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Agent Dink
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Wow, that'd drive me crazy.

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Dr Manette
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Hahaha, wow that's crazy Keo C.

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Posted: 9th Apr 2008 03:19 Edited at: 9th Apr 2008 03:20
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Quote: "Wow, that'd drive me crazy."

Doesn't bother me, I'm already crazy!
Quote: "Hahaha, wow that's crazy Keo C."

Had to use some HTML to make it work though, since you can't directly set .GIFs to tile.


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Ohh, I was wondering how you did it.

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Want a copy?


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Lol @ fart

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Code Dragon
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Lol. That's really funny.

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Really? I saved the file to my desktop, tiled it, and it worked

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Lol

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AndrewT
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Posted: 9th Apr 2008 04:47 Edited at: 9th Apr 2008 04:50
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You're making the mind of a woman wayyyy to complex. I'll show it to you in code form:



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wait! You forgot:


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That's not photoshopped either.


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Guys... what does it mean if you have 14 balls???
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It means that you are most likely mutated.
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Dazzag
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Quote: "2 balls and they take up all his thoughts"

...so...erm....you are basically constantly thinking about balls? Cos I'm constantly thinking about various other things...

Cheers

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This is why geeks should never discuss women.

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Epic lolz.

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I'm not a geek... lol awesome pic

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What are you doing in Geek Culture then?


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Geek - One who obsesses, mild to severe, over computers and/or video games.

We're all geeks.

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We're all geeks."


Pshhh...you guys might be geeks, but I'm still in denial.

*goes off to play GH3 for the next several hours*

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I knew the image, but I loved AndrewT's + Data's collaboration on teh codez:



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I can't remember a vote deciding to change the name to that. Personally I am quite happy I chose this place (way) before it became that

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Quote: "How does a woman mind work?"


it doesn't

But I watched one of those balls, it took about ten minutes to hit the bottom!

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Quote: "I knew the image, but I loved AndrewT's + Data's collaboration on teh codez:+ Code Snippet
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It would be really funny if someone actually "coded" the female brain. Hope we don't get fanatical feminists around here though

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Someone, sometime, had to code the female brain. Probably God.

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If every guy has two balls how many guys is that one girl thinking about!

If I had to code a womans brain the perfume coming from the exhaust would probably kill me

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Err locked???

Personally i like women.


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We all do. Who said we didn't?

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Quote: "Personally i like women."




HERETIC!

Lets lynch him!

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lol, grandma.
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Grandmas generally are women!

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[I apologize for the useless post. This discussion is very funny]

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The two balls are only meant for the average men, not geeks.

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Quote: "If every guy has two balls how many guys is that one girl thinking about! "


HAHAHA POTM!

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Quote: "We all do."


...Oh the irony...

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i thinkgeeks can proccess more at the same time so i am saying.... triple the amount of thoughts and they are all "got to finish this game" or "That is a way too high poly model" and for fpsc users "KILL THE LAG!!!!"

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There must be A shoe somewhere...

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Personally i like women."

It's all a harmless joke...

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