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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] A little chuckle to start your day.

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Zeus
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Location: Atop Mount Olympus
Posted: 11th Apr 2008 03:00
> A little chuckle to start your day.........
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> This is tooo funny, do not spoil the run, and keep it going............
> Type out the sentence you end up with, in the Subject line and forward
> to your friends...
> Also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
>
> Pick the month you were born:
>
> January----- --------- ----I kicked
> February---- --------- ---I loved
> March------- --------- ----I karate chopped
> April------- --------- ------I licked
> May--------- --------- -----I jumped on
> June-------- --------- -----I smelled
> July-------- --------- ------I did the Macarena With
> August------ --------- ---I had lunch with
> September--- --------- -I danced with
> October----- --------- ---I sang to
> November---- --------- -I yelled at
> December---- --------- -I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a snowman
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my mobile phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbor ;
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19-------a smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an ipod
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a llama
> 31-------A homeless guy-
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
> White------- --because I'm cool like that
> Black------- --because that's how I roll.
> Pink-------- ---because I'm NOT crazy.
> Red--------- ---because the voices told me to.
> Blue-------- ---because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>
> Green------because I think I need some serious help
>
> Purple----- because I'm awesome
>
> Gray------because big bird said to and he's my leader
>
> yellow----because someone offered me a 1,000.000
>
> orange------because my friends think I'm stupid anyway
>
> Brown------because I can
>
> Other-------because I'm A Ninja
>
> None-----because I can't Control myself
>
>
>
> Now type out the sentence ya made.

Zeus
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 03:02 Edited at: 11th Apr 2008 03:03
Here's mine,

I loved a snowman because I am cool like that.

AndrewT
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Location: MI, USA
Posted: 11th Apr 2008 03:22
Here's mine:

I'm cool because I post my junk mail on forums.

90% of statistics are completely inaccurate.
Satchmo
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 03:28
Mine:

With nothing better to do, I decided to post chain mail on Apollo.

AndrewT
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 03:30 Edited at: 11th Apr 2008 03:32
Quote: "With nothing better to do, I decided to post chain mail on Apollo."


Hey, ours are pretty similar. When's your birthday?

90% of statistics are completely inaccurate.
Zdrok
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Location: Pittsburgh
Posted: 11th Apr 2008 03:31
Here's mine:
I karate chopped a spoon because I'm cool like that.


Satchmo
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 03:34
Quote: "Satchmo:

Hey, ours are pretty similar. When's your birthday?
"


Around the 13th month, when yours?

AndrewT
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 03:35
Same.

90% of statistics are completely inaccurate.
Dude232
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 03:36
I smelled a fork because i rolled.

Darth Vader
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Location: Adelaide SA, I am the only DB user here!
Posted: 11th Apr 2008 04:08
Quote: "I smelled a fork because i rolled."

That's bringing to mind disturbing images

Randomness 128
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 04:10
I ran over your mom because big bird said to and he's my leader.
SunnyKatt
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Location: USA
Posted: 11th Apr 2008 04:24
Odd, I was born on march and I take martial arts...
I karate chopped a snowman because I'm a ninja.
(chose tye dye as a color)

Zotoaster
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 04:38
I ran over a fork because I can...


... My sentence sucks

Don't you just hate that Zotoaster guy?
Zaibatsu
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 04:38
I loved a squirrel because that's how I roll.

Agent Dink
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 04:43
I smelled a football player because big bird said to and hes my leader

BMacZero
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 04:44
It's much more fun to come up with funny ones based on nothing.

"I Karate chopped Chuck Norris because I'm a Ninja"

"I ran over a snowman because that's how I roll."


Los Mineros are on leave...
Sigh
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Location: The Big 80s
Posted: 11th Apr 2008 09:38
I kicked a smurf because that's how I roll

Stop by for a chat! [IXE]Nateholio on irc.maxgaming.net:6667 #GarageGames
Seppuku Arts
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Location: Cambridgeshire, England
Posted: 11th Apr 2008 12:18
Dare I participate in such randomness? Why not.

I jumped on a Llama because that's how I roll.

Now no one is excused from forgetting my birthday.

"Experience never provides its judgments with true or strict universality; but only (through induction) with assumed and comparative universality." - Immanuel Kant
sp3ng
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 12:44
i smelled a football player because thats how i roll

(i don't really, this sentence is just sick)


Add Me
SunnyKatt
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 13:08
....eew...

flashing snall
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Location: Boston
Posted: 11th Apr 2008 13:54
eh, i dont like mine

I danced with a snow man because i can.

alothough,it was almost because the voices told me to... my shirt is borderline.


This is my WIP, not even ready for a WIP thread yet though.http://smallgroupproductions.com/
Agent Dink
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 18:43
sp3ng! We were born on the same day (june 25th)

JoelJ
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 19:00
I think this is a ploy for him getting our birthdays so he can steal our identities...

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 19:05
Apparently I sing to surfers 'cuz I'm cool.


I don't think I can sing.

Lee Bamber - Blame Beer
xplosys
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 20:26
"I did the Macarena With a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want."

It's scary how real these are.

Blobby 101
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Posted: 11th Apr 2008 20:29 Edited at: 11th Apr 2008 20:29
I did the Macarena with my mobile phone because i'm cool like that...


EotP! Click on it.
Ron Erickson
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Posted: 11th Apr 2008 20:35
Please don't post spam mail. We get enough of this crap in our inboxes.


a.k.a WOLF!

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