this is a good joke/prank to play on your friends. When you tell it, use your name, and the names of two people in the room. For my purposes I will use the names Omega (Me), Ryan, and Taylor.
JOKE:
One day Omega, Ryan, and Taylor all die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates, ST. Peter says;
"You are all free to go in. But whatever you do,
DO NOT push the big red button!"
So Omega, Ryan, and Taylor go in and enjoy heaven.
One day, Ryan's curiosity gets the best of him, and he pushes the big red button. Immediately upon pressing it, he turns hideously ugly.
"I warned you." says ST. Peter.
A few days pass, and nothing of interest happens. Then, Taylor accidentally trips and hits the big red button. Upon hitting it, she turns even uglier than Ryan did.
"You don't listen very well." says ST. Peter.
Another few days pass, and Taylor and Ryan begin to get very Jealous of Omega, who is still very good looking.
So Taylor and Ryan grab Omega's hand and force him to press the big red button.
Upon pressing the button, Omega turns into Ryan.
...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!
