Hitman that was kinda bad. Did anyone notice the intro of the movie was from Dark Angel? They literally ripped flashback scenes of the main characters child hood, who also happened to be a genetically engineered assassin type thing and stuck it in the intro LOL. It made no sense whatsoever. They couldn't even be bothered to make their own intro!
Quote: "Oh yes! people hate george bush because it's popular, it has nothing to do with what he's doing or anything. And also with Uwe suck, it's popular to dislike his movies, not because they're bad, because it's popular!"
Haha
Quote: "This is just like the George W Bush thing, people jump on the bandwagon to hate this guy and most of them havent seen any of his films. (Or actually know why they hate W Bush - it's just popular to say you do)."
I try not to trust reviews and what people say and try to give movies the benefit of the doubt, but after seeing Alone in the Dark and Seed... I just give up. Boll is terrible. Terrible to the point that I don't care if his next movie is an epic oscar winning thing (HA!) because I've seen too many of his horrible movies to even care. What really gets me he claims they are revolutionary and sends hatemail to those who don't agree.
Also keep in mind I love horror movies and I'm pretty much sure I've seen all of them to date (if not send me more titles), so cheesy effects, cheesy story and badish acting etc don't bother me that much. Even if a movie isn't to my taste I think I can tell a good movie from a terrible one. Alone in the dark is my complete and total definition of the worst bad movie in the world.
I used to LOVE blood rayne, alone in the dark and the original SEED games; he butchered them all forever tainting these classic games with his crap movies.
I haven't seen Postal yet of course and I'm not going to because I've seen enough of his movies to know he is a terrible terrible director based on my own experiences not anyone elses. I was actually surprised that I went to see SEED because I wanted to see if he can attempt to learn from his mistakes and make a good movie. But he just can't.
Quote: "There are worse directors out there than him than seem to go unpunished in the way he does; how about the twits responsible for AVP2? (Granted, its there first feature, but you know what I mean)"
AVPR was funny, if you completely ignore the story and random stupidity and take it as just a random action/horror movie its actually not that bad LOL. I thought it was better than AVP. It's still bad, but not bad to the point of insanity like "alone in the dark" O.o Sorry I keep mentioning it... but i thought it was bad enough to mention again
The director was not as bad as Boll imo.
If you have another movie that you think is as bad or worse post it here cause chances are I haven't seen it
