OK Heres a rap I did a couple of years ago that won a few awards at the time at festival battles and such, obviously it sounds a lot better live cos I know how to time it, and I can rap FAAAAST
The reason I'm posting this is to show how Rapping can be honest, offenseive, funny and still carry messages. There are many in this rap, such as
1
on't be predudiced against people because of colour
2
on't hit women or children homosexuals, and only be violent when necessary
3:Murdering and child abuse is bad
4:George Bush isn't very clever lol
And a whole lot more
It also is quite honest about some things, and not all ego boosted, I diss myself quite a lot but its all in fun. A fair few pops at popular culture as well. Oh and the part about Britney Spears, I'm joking
The George Michael thing is meant in jest, I don't believe in violence against Homosexuals just because they are homosexuals. The point is meant to be that I don't think people should enforce their believes, wether sexual, religious etc in any forced and uncomfortable way (Ie flasdhing at me in a toilet without cause
lol )
If you find graphic swearing or sexual language offensive do NOT read it. Although personally this is meant to show how rap can be fun, creative, meaningful and not just needlessly shallow and offensive. If its not your cup of tea, thats fine, don't read it
Hallucinate you're in the USA,
Tell all the fat people just to loose some weight,
Tell all the whack people don't shoot or rape,
Tell all the black people don't get irate when I try to rap,
Yeah I know I'm a honky,
but you know I'm only playing when I'm dissing your country,
You can kick and punch me I won't bat an eyelid,
Control myself, I don't trespond to violence,
I don't hit any women, I don't hit any queers,
I relesae my ytension thinking of Britney Spears, as I masturbate,
Cryin out "Oh Britney, I been a bad boy, do it again hit me"
"What you see in Timberlake? I could make your pussy and your sphincter ache”
“I got a picture of you and I keep it in my wallet,
I always take it out when I’m in public toilets”
But if George Michael shows his dick to me,
He’d be covered in Shit with his wrists slit, see-
How fucked up I am? I’m a sick little man,
Who should be, taken away in a looney van-
-In a restrictive vest, I’m a public pest,
I’m from the same home town as Fred and Rose West,
Who murdered and burried their neighbours and Milkmen,
Their babysitter, friends, and their own fucking children,
That’s fucked up - and when they tried to hide ‘em,
They had to stop Fred’s dick from being inside ‘em -
A murderor, paedophile and necrophiliac,
When they told me all about it made my brain react in voilent ways,
Cos the way I was raised,
If you hurt women or children then your guts get splayed on the floor,
Extinct like a dinosaur, sine pulled out your neck by your vocal chords,
I’d choke you more, but you see I’m a little bit busy,
Drank a quarter of Absynth, I’m a little bit dizzy and I’m really -
Starting to hallucinate, thinking that Vanessa Feltz started loosing weight,
Thinking that Victoria Beckham is beginning to get fatter
Thinking Tommy Lee didn’t beat up Pamella
Thinking George Bush got a few brain cells,
Thinking “Jesus Christ, I’m goin straight to hell”
Thinking that I’m ever gonna make it with a lady,
Thinking people won’t compare me to fuckin Slim Shady.
Oh and btw (c) 3PAW Sam Jones 2001 and beyond, obv.
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, They got them hoppy legs & twitchy little noses,
And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
