Peter Jackson fans, please divert your eyes from this post.
Peter Jackson
does not and
has never impressed me. His direction is stale and lacks vision. His biggest movies have all been based on the work of others (has he ever made a "big" movie that wasn't?). That being said, I'm jumping on the "just say no to video game movies" bandwagon.
Here's a
great idea: Let's get Christian Slater, Johnny Depp, and John Cusack to play three musicians struggling for fame, while all of them are vying for the love of Jessica Alba, a stripper with a heart. They're all invited out to an Enter-the-Dragon-Esque island competition with other musicians to see who really is the best guitarist of them all. Can Slater hit all the right notes while squinting and emulating Jack Nicholson with cheesy one-liners? Can Depp at least try to act (for once) like he knows what he's talking about? Can Cusack stop crying about how complex love is long enough to pick up his Gibson... and will the audience be wowed with his performance of Peter Gabriel? Find out this summer in
GUITAR HERO: The MOVIE!! Directed by Uwe Boll.
The sad part is, some hollywood jerk is probably surfing the net for his next big idea (because
god knows he can't come up with it himself), found this thread, and he's on the phone with Warner Brothers as you're reading this. I swear, it's like 9/10 movies released today are based on video games, books... or other movies. Hollywood is up in arms about video games stealing their spotlight, but
really, Hollywood turned off their own spotlight a long time ago. And Nick Hornby is running out of books to turn into films.