Ah the drunk posts, well I tend to keep away from the forums at those times...tend to, not always.
My job, well I'm a professional bum, I live off of a student loan and pretend to do my work and get a degree, in reality, like nobody knows, I just sit around my flat doing bugger all on a professional level - I'm better at it than the likes of Paris Hilton, see the flaw in her professional laziness is the fact she begs Daddy for money, which takes work and effort, not to mention her acting and music career - all futile efforts. A true bum doesn't put any effort in what-so-ever.
Or for a better word to describe it, I'm just a measly student.
"Experience never provides its judgments with true or strict universality; but only (through induction) with assumed and comparative universality." - Immanuel Kant