I'm lazy, so I'm doing ten quotes from Civ 4
. These are bloody hilarious I thought, lol.
"Nature herself has imprinted on the minds of all the idea of Pants."
- Cicero
"It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building Pants."
- Aristophanes
"You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your Pants."
- Unknown
"The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make His face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; the Lord lift up His countenance upon you and give you Pants."
- The Bible, Numbers
"Pants have the power to both destroy and heal. When Pants are both true and kind, they can change our world."
- The Buddha
"Some pants are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some to be chewed and digested."
- Sir Francis Bacon
"If in other sciences we should arrive at certainty without doubt and truth without pants, it behooves us to place the foundations of knowledge in mathematics."
- Roger Bacon
"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look in my Pants, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains."
- Percy Bysshe Shelley
"I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the pants."
- Aristotle
And finally...
"A man does not have himself killed for a half-pence a day or for a petty distinction. You must speak to the Pants in order to electrify him."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
