Ok. I just saw the movie "The Happening" tonight. Yes, I am a fan of horror movies, and being in my normal new movie hunger, I went to go see "The Happening".
Now, let me say that I have seen bad movies before. Very, very bad movies. But...I have never felt
lied to. When you see the trailer, you would think it's a horror movie. Maybe a creepy one, maybe not. But at least you would believe that they truly thought it was creepy. Never once have I watched a movie that made me feel as though the producers just gave me the bird to my face.
What is so wrong with it? For one, it's funny. Partially in the way they intended, and partially in a way that just seems bad; like an Ed Wood movie bad. Some of the lines are obviously intended to be anti-climactic, and to break any amount of tension the movie may have built. Also, the ending was terrible. I don't even know why I am putting the ending into "spoiler coded format", since you would thank me if I spoiled it and you did not go to see it
During the movie, they seem to discover that the cause of "the happening" is due to nature. So they are in a woman's house in the middle of nowhere. She goes crazy and kills herself, and the couple (along with his brother's child) are stranded at this house. The couple are seperated on two sides of the house, talking through a device connecting the two buildings. They decide that their life is over, but they want to be together. They both walk outside, the wind blows, and Mark says "The event must have stopped right when we walked outside". And that was basically it. There were few scenes that finished it up, but that was the "climax" of the movie.
After leaving the theater, I felt something was out of place. So, I rushed back home and went to YouTube. I watched the trailer again, and sure enough, there were scenes in the trailer that
were not in the movie. It is not in the actual trailer, but in the TV commercial, there was a scene of people's legs floating above the ground as though the people were hovering. This scene does
not occur anywhere in the movie, nor does anything happen that could even cause the scene. In the theatrical trailers on YouTube, there is also a scene that is cut together to sound like a news broadcast fuzzing out into hard static, and a small girl is holding her ears, and then it shows Mark Wahlburg's character covering his ears as well, as the static gets louder. This would hint to the idea that maybe something is coming over the airwaves that is causing the crisis. It's not. There is not even the picture of the static TV in the movie, and the scene with Mark Wahlburg is actually him putting his hands on his head. I could go on and on about all the things that are "creatively" edited in the commercial and trailer, and all the scenes that did not even happen in the movie (nor did they even have any place in it).
Sorry, but I had to get this off my chest. I can let a bad movie go, because at least you can generally know that the producers did the best that they could with what they had. This left me puzzled, feeling as though I just witnessed a multi-million dollar prank.