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1: Hello
2: Hey, how’s it going?
1: It has been good, and you?
2: Well it’s been a slow week, but I’m still getting paid the same.
1: As long as you are paid, anyway, did you hear about Geoff?
2: No, what about him?
1: He was caught with smuggled goods and he has been fined ,  he might go bankrupt?
2: No, Geoff? Who would’ve thought? Well I suppose it’s justice, with the rest of us breaking our backs trying to get good business and all.
1: Yes, tell me about it, I mean what’s wrong with people these days - it seems nobody can do fair business.
2: Well not everybody of course, we manage to live by with an honest wage.
1: That is true, the pay may not be high, but it is worth it in the end.
2: Yeah, so we don’t end up a cheating idiot like Geoff.
1: No, well, it has been nice talking to you again friend, but I can’t stay.
2: Okay, I will talk to you later.

1: Morning love
2: Oh, hi!
1: So how are you?
2: I’m good, and you?
1: Well Raymond’s getting on my nerves.
2: Yeah? How come?
1: Let me put it this way, I sat at home all day gutting the chicken, cooking it and so on…
2: And he didn’t even say ‘thanks’?
1: Hang on, I prepared him a nice dinner, but he doesn’t even bother turning up!
2: Really?
1: That’s not the half of it, I told him I was doing something special and guess what?
2: What?
1: All that time he was getting grogged up at the tavern. His friends dragged him home, completely out of it!
2: No? Well I wouldn’t stand for that, I would have given him a throttling.
1: Well yeah, I yelled at him this morning, but he stuck his two fingers up.
2: Wow, I didn’t expect that.
1: Nor did I, then he told me to 'piss off' and I wasn’t having any of it.
2: Slapped him?
1: Too right I bloody did, he may be a sailor, but I ain’t having no sailor talk in my house.
2: A firm hand is what a mother needs.
1: Exactly, I haven’t seen him for months and I was hoping to spend some time with him.
2: I guess he’s becoming a man and doesn’t need his mother anymore.
1: Doesn’t excuse his rudeness, I mean if he’s going to turn into a man, I’m not having him a lowlife
2: Just remind him how important you are to him - I did that with my laddy and he softened up almost immediately.
1: My son ain’t like yours, he doesn’t take to the whole guilt trip thing.
2: Try it in front of his friends.
1: Haha, that might be worth a go.
2: I mean if it don’t work, at least you stood your ground.
1: Yeah, well I have thing to do lass, so talk to you later.
2: See you

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   {message="Hello", reply="Hey, how‘s it going?", rudeness=0},
   {message="It has been good, and you?", reply="Well it’s been a slow week, but I’m still getting paid the same.", rudeness=0},
   {message="As long as you are paid, anyway, did you hear about Geoff?", reply="No, what about him?", rudeness=0},
   {message="He was caught with smuggled goods and he has been fined ,  he might go bankrupt?", reply="No, Geoff? Who would’ve thought? Well I suppose it’s justice, with the rest of us breaking our backs trying to get good business and all.", rudeness=0},
   {message="Yes, tell me about it, I mean what’s wrong with people these days - it seems nobody can do fair business.", reply="Well not everybody of course, we manage to live by with an honest wage.", rudeness=0},
   {message="That is true, the pay may not be high, but it is worth it in the end.", reply="Yeah, so we don’t end up a cheating idiot like Geoff.", rudeness=0},
   {message="No, well, it has been nice talking to you again friend, but I can’t stay.", reply="Okay, I will talk to you later.", rudeness=0},
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1) Hey, how are you?
2) I’m fine, what’s-
1) Hey, listen, I just heard this joke – want to hear?
2) God bless you, someone’s in a hurry. Well, okay…
1) Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, there’s this ship-
2) All your jokes have ships in them.
1) This ship’s got a crew of three, right?
2) Small ship.
1) They’re a captain, the old mate and the down-to-earth sailor, who’s a little… well, he’s not the brightest apple on the tree, you get me?
2) Get on with it.
1) And they’re climbing up the mast, they’re all climbing up the rigging, when the ropes snap.
2) Oh no!
1) And they’re swaying in the wind, and the ropes are going. The captain says, 'One of us will have to let go, this thing’s not going to last much longer!'
2) Okay, and?
1) They’re all swinging there, and the wind’s getting up, and none of them say anything. They’re all scared stiff. But then, the mate speaks up!
2) Yes?
1) And he says, 'You two are young, and you have your lives ahead of you! I’m old, my wife died a long time ago,' and so on. And he cries and says goodbye and gets ready to let go of the rigging.
2) And?
1) And the stupid sailor’s so moved, he claps.
2) I see.
1) Get it? Cos, he claps, and he’s hanging on-
2) Yes, I understand. Unlike your fictional joke-sailor I am very much in command of my faculties.
1) But-
2) And I also happen to be of the naval persuasion myself – and to you, sir, I say, 'shame'! 
1) But it was-
2) Shame, for mocking the backbone of this community! Why, without good, solid, hard-working seafarers, where would we be?
1) Well, I guess I see-
2) See? Well, it’s a bit late to see now, my friend! You’ve made your thoughts plain, that’s easy enough to see.
1) But-
2) No, no. I realise that a good honest sailor like myself isn’t wanted around a great joke-teller like yourself.

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   {message="Hey, how are you?", reply="I’m fine, what’s-", rudeness=0},
   {message="Hey, listen, I just heard this joke – want to hear?", reply="God bless you, someone’s in a hurry. Well, okay…", rudeness=0},
   {message="Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, there’s this ship-", reply="All your jokes have ships in them.", rudeness=0},
   {message="This ship’s got a crew of three, right?", reply="Small ship.", rudeness=0},
   {message="They’re a captain, the old mate and the down-to-earth sailor, who’s a little… well, he’s not the brightest apple on the tree, you get me?", reply="Get on with it.", rudeness=0},
   {message="And they’re climbing up the mast, they’re all climbing up the rigging, when the ropes snap.", reply="Oh no!", rudeness=0},
   {message="And they’re swaying in the wind, and the ropes are going. The captain says, 'One of us will have to let go, this thing’s not going to last much longer!'", reply="Okay, and?", rudeness=0},
   {message="They’re all swinging there, and the wind’s getting up, and none of them say anything. They’re all scared stiff. But then, the mate speaks up!", reply="Yes?", rudeness=0},
   {message="And he says, 'You two are young, and you have your lives ahead of you! I’m old, my wife died a long time ago,' and so on. And he cries and says goodbye and gets ready to let go of the rigging.", reply="And?", rudeness=0},
   {message="And the stupid sailor’s so moved, he claps.", reply="I see.", rudeness=0},
   {message="Get it? Cos, he claps, and he’s hanging on-", reply="Yes, I understand. Unlike your fictional joke-sailor I am very much in command of my faculties.", rudeness=0},
   {message="But-", reply="And I also happen to be of the naval persuasion myself – and to you, sir, I say, 'shame'!", rudeness=0},
   {message="But it was-", reply="Shame, for mocking the backbone of this community! Why, without good, solid, hard-working seafarers, where would we be?", rudeness=0},
   {message="Well, I guess I see-", reply="See? Well, it’s a bit late to see now, my friend! You’ve made your thoughts plain, that’s easy enough to see.", rudeness=0},
   {message="But-", reply="No, no. I realise that a good honest sailor like myself isn’t wanted around a great joke-teller like yourself.", rudeness=0},
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