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Geek Culture / If you want a quick laugh come here

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MasAcrE
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2008 10:26
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I decided sometimes people need a good laugh so I made this.

Basically if you have a funny joke mention it here and people can read them and laugh maybe cheer them up and could you please put your jokes in bold to make it easy to start things of I got a cool one:

A man goes to the doctors and says he doesn't feel too well and the doctor says "usually when I feel down I make out with my wife" so the man goes, He comes back the next day and "Thanks doc you have a lovly wife"
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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2008 13:49 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2008 13:50
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3 chavs in a car drive off of the cliff and all die. Why is it a shame?



What do you call 100 chavs dead at the bottom of a river?



100 chavs race off of a cliff and die, who wins?



What do you call a chav at university?



Yeah, chav-hate jokes, but I don't know many good ones. I know a few racist jokes that I heard in my childhood, (I grew up alongside some racist kids at school) but they're immoral and I'm evil for just hearing them. Though I find it amusing how jokes about Jewish people tend to laugh at them for having more money and better lives, which I never understood.

Though I did hear a sexist joke over the weekend

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
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jrowe
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2008 14:12
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Why did the baker have brown hands? 'Cause he kneaded a poo!

For Fathers and Sons who enjoy wholy spirits.
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MasAcrE
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2008 14:31
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@ Seppuku Arts

WOW there well good but the last one should say:

What do you call a chav in university LOST

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deathead
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2008 14:53 Edited at: 22nd Aug 2008 14:56
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Talking about Chav jokes..
What do you say when a chav falls into the toilet?


I know another one but its too rude.


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tha_rami
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2008 15:07
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Then lets use the word 'chav' for solidarity.

Two chavs sit in the back of a car. Who's driving?


What's one chav in a garbage can?


Why do chavs chase the Waste Collection Vehicle?



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MasAcrE
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2008 16:03
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Man I have laughed loads already tha_rami I love the cop one

Why do chavs always say dirty moshers...


...Because there too scared to admit there have never had a shower
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2008 07:06
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Quote: "Why did the baker have brown hands? 'Cause he kneaded a poo!"

That sounds racist.

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