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Geek Culture / Live life backwards - by Woody Allen

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mamaji4
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In my next life, I want to live life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better everyday.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol and are generally promiscuous, and then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you then become a kid, and you play.

You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you are reborn.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in a luxurious spa and

End up as an ...!!!



Woody Allen… is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian, and playwright.
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RedneckRambo
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Posted: 24th Aug 2008 01:41
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Wow, that was.... different.

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Alucard94
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Posted: 24th Aug 2008 01:48
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There's a great Swedish book similar to that.


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RedneckRambo
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Quote: "There's a great Swedish book similar to that."

There's also a movie coming out similar to it. Looks super lame lol.

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bitJericho
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Posted: 24th Aug 2008 01:58
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Also covered in Red Dwarf.


Hurray for teh logd!
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Alucard94
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Quote: "There's also a movie coming out similar to it. Looks super lame lol.
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Movies usually turn out to be super lame The book was awesome though, I still have it somewhere in my room.


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ico
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Posted: 24th Aug 2008 17:48
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Quote: "Also covered in Red Dwarf."

lmao I know what your talking about. That was a great episode. The backwards bar fight and dump in the bush. lol

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bitJericho
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxY9oWBYL5U

lol


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