You young whippersnappers! Back in my day, we actually got
music from the music television! Why, I remember once, I had to explain MTV to my grandfather..
Joke:
Grandpa: Hey, johnny, where is that music coming from? I don't see one of them new-fangled boom-ity boxes of yours.
Me: Oh, its coming from the TV. I'm watching MTV, which stands for Music Television.
Grandpa: When I was your age, we had to walk five miles to the nearest record store, uphill both ways, in ten feet of snow, to get our music!
Me: Riiiiiiiiight...
Grandpa: Hey, Billy, where do you keep the milk?
Me: Uhh... In... the refrigerator?
Grandpa: When I was your age, we had to walk twenty three miles to the nearest farm, milk the cow, and bring back enough for the entire town, if we wanted milk!
Me: Yeeeeeaaahhh...
Grandpa: How old are you, Herman?
Me: Nine.
Grandpa: When I was your age, I was twelve!
Seriously, though, its been years since I watched MTV. In all honesty, I thought they had gone out of business until I heard this. How can you call it Music Television, if you haven't played a music video in years? At least, make "MTV" stand for something else, like "Micro Taco Vacuum" or "Mega Turkish Violin".
I feel either of those would be more appropriate than Music Television, given the circumstances.
If the good lord had intended us to go outside or have a social life, he wouldn't have invented the internet.
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