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Geek Culture / Any which airline will you be taking today, sir?

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ChipOne
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Joined: 12th Sep 2002
Location: Canada
Posted: 4th Nov 2002 22:47
Following are some actual logged maintenance complaints by Qantas pilots and the corrective action recorded by their mechanics. By the way, Qantas is still the only major airline that has never had an accident.

P stands for the Problem the pilots entered in the log, C stands for the Corrective Action taken by the mechanics.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
C: Almost replaced left inside main tire

P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough
C: Autoland not installed on this aircraft

P: Something loose in cockpit
C: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Dead bugs on windshield
C: Live bugs on backorder

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent
C: Cannot reproduce problem on ground

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
C: Evidence removed
-= i only do what my rice krispies tell me to do =-
Shadow Robert
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Joined: 22nd Sep 2002
Location: Hertfordshire, England
Posted: 4th Nov 2002 23:16
lol i like the last one

Anata aru kowagaru no watashi!
rapscaLLion
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Joined: 29th Aug 2002
Location: Canada
Posted: 4th Nov 2002 23:42
ROFL

Alex Wanuch
aka rapscaLLion
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