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Geek Culture / Funny Quotes in IRC Chat

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Preston C
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Joined: 16th May 2003
Location: Penn State University Park
Posted: 8th Sep 2003 04:57
Just some scenes I thought was funny
I'll list more as I hear more

Quote: "Home Depot:
<DarkMouse> The Home Depot is more than a store.
<DarkMouse> It's a mobile weapon deployment center filled with an arsenal of destructive weapons ready for the choosing.
<DarkMouse> It's an annihalation headquarters filled with every kind of ground tank, stealth flyer and bomber plain imaginable.
<DarkMouse> It's your one-stop service center for all your campaign needs.
<DarkMouse> The Home Depot. You can destroy it. We can help.
"

Quote: "Omega's Fiasco:
* Terabyte Ploughs through the door on a tractor. and slaps eeryone with a large trout
<Inked_denki> hey
* NWC_Omega chases after the tractor in his truck, and out of the trunk pops out a midget with a vulcan gun pepering Terabytes tractor.
<Inked_denki> Hey Omeggy
<Inked_denki> :p
* NWC_Omega remembers he's only 14, he doesnt have a license and he cant drive
* NWC_Omega watches the midget bail out
<Inked_denki> lol
* NWC_Omega crashes into the studio where they're taping barney the dinosaur
* NWC_Omega runs over Barney
* NWC_Omega crashes through the wall, back outside and hits Anna Nicole Smith
* NWC_Omega watches his car bounce off of Anna Nicole Smith's fatty self
* NWC_Omega gets bounced 100 miles south
* NWC_Omega lands in Ravens house
* NWC_Omega gets beaten by Raven
* NWC_Omega zero shifts back to the chat room battered and bruised"



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Mattman
21
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Joined: 5th Jun 2003
Location: East Lansing
Posted: 8th Sep 2003 06:19
My favorite is in my sig,lol

Quote: "
<Hamish>hey, it's tommorow
"


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Martyn Pittuck
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Joined: 27th Aug 2002
Location: United Kingdom
Posted: 8th Sep 2003 11:32
no ones commented on my standing on a bums head

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Dave J
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Joined: 11th Feb 2003
Location: Secret Military Pub, Down Under
Posted: 8th Sep 2003 16:20
http://www.bash.org/

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Ian T
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Location: Around
Posted: 8th Sep 2003 19:31
Hey, you didn't send me my $50,000 in royalty fees

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Hamish McHaggis
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Location: Modgnik Detinu
Posted: 8th Sep 2003 19:40
I'm famous!

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Eric T
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Joined: 7th Apr 2003
Location: My location is where I am at this time.
Posted: 8th Sep 2003 19:48
i like that one time.. when i ripped mattma...... errr nm

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Mattman
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Location: East Lansing
Posted: 8th Sep 2003 20:49
huh?

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