Um.. Is this what you are talking about
http://texturemaker.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=18421&b=7
PoHa!84 or "Yoda" didn't call you stupid, he just said if you are new to programming, start with something simpler. You are the one being mean and rude!.
Ok now just calm down... You have got to be a little politer if you want to stay on this forum.
First of all, as others said, there is no quick easy way to learn programming. No one can just teach you how to program that easily, especially over the internet.
When I learned, I would literally, get into DB, and open the help files. I learned completely from the DB help files. I didn't even ask one single question here. I could have, I just didn't.
Of course, it was easier for me because I already knew the basics of BASIC. I used to program QBasic, or Quick Basic. It was made by Microsoft, and is like 20 years old. If you want to try that, search Google, but you really don't need to.
So, If you want to learn DB, open DB, and do it the old fasioned way, trial and error.
If you have trouble, ask here. Look at the help files, read the manual, and get some tutorials from this site or other sites.
"All programmers are playwrites and all computers are lousy actors" -Anon