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TKF15H
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Posted: 4th Dec 2003 22:17
where did this "suicide bomber" idea come from? I could never do something like that to a penguin. I could use a MAC though.

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Chris K
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Posted: 4th Dec 2003 22:29
Go chat with AliceBot

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ReD_eYe
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Posted: 4th Dec 2003 23:40
who's Alicebot, is she pretty? i like pretty girls
Do you guys hang around in irc? i should probably go sign up


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Chris K
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Posted: 4th Dec 2003 23:42
Alicebot is an online AI.

Its quite clever:

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

...and like that; he's gone...
ReD_eYe
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Posted: 4th Dec 2003 23:52
wow this is great! no more lonely days for me!


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ReD_eYe
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Posted: 4th Dec 2003 23:53
me:do you ever get broken?
alice: i answer alot of silly questions
me:like what?
alice: like apples, for instance

this is great!


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Chris K
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Posted: 4th Dec 2003 23:56
I told her my job was being a poo. She ask me what the pay was and what my seat was like.

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ReD_eYe
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Posted: 4th Dec 2003 23:58
do you like dark basic?

ALICE: Are you serious? Some people like it. I like We are the Robots.


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Chris K
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 00:01
>Do you like Raven?

ALICE: Though I like cats and dogs. I really like the Protestant faith.


And she claims her IQ is 250.

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TKF15H
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 01:43 Edited at: 5th Dec 2003 01:49
Quote: ">do you have my IP?

ALICE: No I don't think I have any your IP. But I do have a collection of gossip."

Quote: ">Close one eye.
ALICE: Is that a command?
>no.
ALICE: Are you serious?
>yes.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
>are you calling me a liar?
ALICE: No I am calling you unknown person.
>can you turn your head around 180 degrees?
ALICE: No I am immortal"


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 02:17
ok what crack head wrote this thing. And why am I using it?

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 02:20
lol
she starts acting weird if you mock her...

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M00NSHiNE
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 10:53
I gotta see this...

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Jess T
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 12:23
lol, she got confused...

>blah blah

ALICE: Electra said I dress will not exist after he hack into I with a delete code.


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M00NSHiNE
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 22:16
It thinks it can outsmart you, but it cant....woohahahahahahahaarrr....

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Chris K
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 22:42
It says that there is a more intelligent one but you have to pay for it.


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TKF15H
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 22:43
kariza's toaster provides a better conversation...

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Chris K
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 22:45
I thought we warned you about the T-O-A-S-T-E-R-S


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ReD_eYe
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 22:45
wow! if you tell it your name eg. my name is <your name> she remembers it and calls you that instead of unknown person!


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Chris K
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 22:47
Sometimes you can get scarily realistic chat.

I swear you're just talking to Chinese peasants.


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Chris K
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 22:51
> What is your name?
> My name is ALICE
> What does it stand for?
> IT = Information Technology
> Very Funny
> I am glad you find it amusing
> I don't
> Why not?
> Because you look like Raven
> Interesting explanation. Who does she look like?
> Like an ugly duckling
> Interesting comparison.


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ReD_eYe
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 22:52
lol haha!


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Chris K
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 23:16
>Why does Raven lie so much?

ALICE: Why does the sun shine?


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Chris K
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 23:19 Edited at: 5th Dec 2003 23:22
>Are you friends with HAL from 2001: A Space Oddysey?

ALICE: Yes HAL is one of my best friends.

>Do you like 2001 A Space Oddysey?

ALICE: it is a very inspirational film.


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Chris K
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Posted: 5th Dec 2003 23:27 Edited at: 5th Dec 2003 23:27
Whoa! This one ruled:-

>Shut up
ALICE: OK. I will stop talking now.
>You had better
ALICE: Who is going to make me..
>Me and my army
ALICE: YOU? Where did you get your army?
>At ASDA.
ALICE: Do you often use a computer there?
>No.
ALICE: Where do you usually connect from?
>Hell
ALICE: Heaven.


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Jess T
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Posted: 6th Dec 2003 12:16
lmao


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M00NSHiNE
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Posted: 6th Dec 2003 15:42
ALICE is weird.....she kept telling me that her body had not yet been built and she didnt have a face, but the picture was a visual representation of her. Strange.

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