Quote: "Steve Jobs did not want iOS to have sexy stuff. So if you want to make a bikini app with sexy women, then you have better chances to publish on Android"
I would agree with you if it wasn't totally littered with the stuff already. Either lock it down or let it through, don't do it with some and not others. And that's what I don't like about Apple. It's all a bit inconsistant. Would help if they employed reviewers with a higher IQ than a potato mind you...
Quote: "QUIT buttons are a big NO NO on iOS too"
But they exist. Big NO NO or not there are apps out there with them. Hell one of mine has a quit button on the store. The other one was disallowed. The difference? Erm, possibly the disallowed one didn't have a nice bit of text saying "QUIT" so it must have seemed too complicated for them... Ask for a better explanation and you get pointed at a section of the T&C document. Explains practically nothing especially when putting up an argument of "So why is this one ok then?". Sigh.
Quote: "Keep in mind that the more "dubious" apps you try publishing, and the more that get rejected, you will end up in apple's black book, and every app you try to submit will end up being scrutinized deeply"
I think you have to be pretty bad. Look up rejections on forums and most people have loads for one reason or another. Most of the people I have got advice off in the past pretty much say "Yeah, you are going to get rejected. Don't take it personally and don't have a go at them. Just move on and hope their explanation makes sense.".
Quote: "In my opinion, they should start doing the same deep reviewing on games with really bad graphics and design! There are so many really bad apps out there."
Yes, but I truly don't think they QA things that much. This "deep reviewing" seems to be just going through the T&C list and ticking everything off. A couple of times now I have spotted a really obvious bug after submitting an app and they went through without a hitch. Make an icon that isn't exactly obvious (a big round icon with a question mark to get to the help section) and it's all rejected and the like. Honestly I reckon you could do a big fake BSOD under different menu options and they wouldn't even notice.
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