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Geek Culture / Revenge is not so sweet!

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Pincho Paxton
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A story of revenge....

I mostly go out Thursday nights drinking in a club. My friends are mostly women. Someone new joined us last week. At the end of the night she drank everyone's drinks when they went to the toilet. There was a big row, almost a fight about it. So I went again last night, the girls had a plan. ....

This new girl was there again, everyone was holding on to their drinks. One of my friends offered to get this new girl a drink of Lager from the bar, so off she went. She came back some time later, and gave the new girl the drink. We all watched her drinking it, and some of the girls started giggling. I didn't know what the joke was. One of them told me that the new girl was drinking half a pint of lager, and the other half was filled with urine. My friend had sneaked into the toilet and peed in the lager. It was really funny each time she took a sip!

One of my friends told her not to drink it too fast or you'll get Pis**d..lol! Then there were all sorts of comments like "Don't P*ss me off!" and being as we had to order two Taxi's to get home someone said "What taxi are urine!" (What taxi are you in.)

Quite a funny night!

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Neophyte
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That's sick.
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Megaton Cat
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wtf
just makes me wonder wat goes on in ur ppls messed heads

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ReD_eYe
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Posted: 15th Nov 2003 21:03
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/me takes notes
/me remembers next for next time i buy drinks(hehe never if i can help it, me+no money=very stingy me)


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Megaton Cat
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thats right red eye.
Now lets all forget this sick incident and go out for a drink! I'm buying! (hehehe)


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Drinking is only fun when you drive.


























(that oughta spark this conversation)

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Ian T
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Following that logic, drinking is only fun when you crash .

(Adding the match to the gasoline?)

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That's messed up. Remind me to never except anything from you and your lady friends.
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Pincho Paxton
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*smahes glass on head*

(didnt know wat else to post, sorry)

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Van B
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Myself and my little brother used to do that sorta stuff. Like we'd make each other a cup of tea - but half the time it was tainted. We did'nt spit or pee in it, we'd use salt instead of sugar - or my favourite - make it with freezing cold water .

Can I ask though, why did'nt you just tell the new muppet to get lost? (my bet is that it's one of your girl friends work mate or something).


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An interesting random fact: If you put ice packs around the metal part of a seatbelt or freeze it somehow so it becomes incredibly cold and then put the seatbelt in the hot sun and get a friend to touch it (do this before it warms up) then their mind will actually make them think the metal on the seatbelt is burning them rather then freezing them.

This is because we've all felt how hot the seatbelts can get in the sun and when the mind is presented with a similar situation and it feels the incredible difference in tempreture then it assumes it must be like the last time you were burnt on one of them.

...Now go try it on your friends.


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Why tell someone to get lost when you can watch them drink your own urine?

I guess it was the usual, it took them 10 minutes to realise they where a moron and by then it was too late and they couldn't get rid of them. No-one has the guts to tell them to go away either.

It's usually best not to leave your alone in a pub.

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DivW
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So does she know yet? Did she ever find out?

This is good stuff. Revenge is sweet, it really is. Dunno if uve heard this revenge joke:

Apparently, this one's true.

Some blokes down in England, i think it was Cambridge, we sitting Maasters Chem or something. Anyway, Day before the Final, they go out to a Party and Get Totally wrecked. So they decide that instead of going to the Final, they'd think up an excuse, and explain it the next day. When they go to the teacher, they say that they were in the mountains and their car burst a tyre. So the teacher Says, it's cool, no worries. You can sit your Exam the next day. So the 2 guys cram all night, and go in next day. The teacher says that theu have to sit in seperate rooms, to make sure they don't cheat. First Page, the questions on electron sharing or something, and they're like "yes, gonna pass." So they do the first question, turn over the page, and the next question is:


I don't think i'm telling it right, but it's funny all the same. Apparently it's true as well.

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Pincho Paxton
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I don't think she found out about her drink. I don't think she ever will. She didn't notice anything wrong with it, and she drank the whole lot. It was not the colour of lager, I'm surprised she didn't notice, but I could only tell by looking at the drink next to hers.

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DivW
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Blimey. Are you sure she wasn't tripping on Acid or something? I mean i'm sure i'd notice if my Lager was 50% Piss.

Curiosity begs that i ask this-what sort of Pub lets you take glasses into the Toilets? In Scotland, Bar-owners watch out for that a hell of a lot. Otherwise they have dead people in the toilets, or a rapidly declining glass population-neither of which is a good thing.

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@DivW: I don't get it...

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Pincho Paxton
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Nobody watches their glasses around here. People walk out of pubs with them all the time.

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DivW
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Ah, never mind the joke.

@Pincho-Where is around here?

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I got it


good one Div

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Pincho Paxton
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Well England, it's the same everywhere you go, apart from Scotland apparently.
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and Buckhingham Palace

...and like that; he's gone...
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Dave J
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Yeah, but their glasses are made out of gold.


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Its actually frozen unicorn urine.

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I love The Onion. It reminds me of The Daily Mail.

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