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HZence
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Rich or someone who would know...

Does this show the users that are currently logged in or actually browsing the forums? If it shows the users that are just logged in, lol, I'd suggest changing it to show who's browsing...not that my opinion matters...

And if that's the way it is already then hit me over the head

Reason I asked is because there are a heck of a lot of people browsing the forums right now!

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Posted: 17th Nov 2003 00:32 Edited at: 17th Nov 2003 00:34
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What implement would you like to hit you over the head with? Hammer, ice-pick, sausage and egg baguette...

Rich explained in another thread that you only go on list once you have read a forum thread. Main forum page does not count.

He also says that there are about 27 page views every minute.

I don't know how long it is until you dissapear from list though - will be a set time after you last read something. Probably half an hour or so.

Boo!
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HZence
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Well, it was ANOTHER thread...

...that I obviously didn't read...

















GAH!

(EDIT: Oh, and a hammer will do)

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I tend to sit here and click "refresh a lot". That probably explains it.
















...what a life I don't have.

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whats with the



























space?


Sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken.
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It's supposed to be




























amusing.

--Mouse: Famous (Avatarless) Fighting Furball

A very nice %it, indeed.
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thats not















funny


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s


































































hutup

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Just wondering how far these things went...










































































































































































































































































































































































































































Well. That was fun and enlightening.

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im not one to spoil























the fun


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But I am


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If you really hate someone



































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Just slap one of those on thier post.
Its like crossing a desert.

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LOL @ RobK

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A book? I hate book. Book is stupid.
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LOL @ yellow



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lol
this thread seemed to hae slid into insanaty...

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Crazyness.


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Chris K
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This is the most annoying DB Code I know:


But its not as annoying as this.

http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v1/index2.html

I'm warning you, don't do it.

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ReD_eYe
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my finger has cramp from scrolling down this thread!


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Chris K
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You want finger cramp?
Go to that website.

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no thanks i've been there many times before!


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Chris K
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No....its...err...changed a load.

Really worth another visit.

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oh right ok, i'll give it ago!
btw i found away to avoid finger cramp, just press the "end" button on the keyboard hehe


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Chris Knott realises he needn't have reduced all his fingers to stubs.

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well that was the most fun i've ever had!! now i'm gonna make one thats even more anoying!


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Okay...

OH MY GOD! LOOK OVER THERE!!!!

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well i'm good! can't be bothered to upload it though, also found that if you hold down enter you can get through the whole annoying page in seconds!


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Wow.
The previous World Record was 1:02.45 set by a Chinese child who was trained from birth.

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World record for what?

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completing the worlds most annoying webpage in a record time, it was a joke!


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I think the most annoying web pages are "family" web pages that post pictures of their new born babies etc.

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Oh my god.

Don't remind me of those things.

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Hey Chris, remember those really annoying web pages...




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I know...

Quote: "...and here's Jonathan at his first birthday party. He's just absolutely adorable isn't he? His grandmother always used to say..."


NOOOOoooooooooooo

I only came to this site by mistake because your wife is called Britney!!

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Ew, she's so fake. Am I the only guy that prefers natural women, not ones that dye their hair and cake layers of make up all over their face and end up looking like a clown?

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Quote: "Am I the only guy that prefers natural women"


Yes

Insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
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exactly

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Quote: "Am I the only guy that prefers natural women"


Nope.


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OK

Hey wanna hear a funny story? My Jetta has broke down three times in the two weeks I've had it. The most recent time it broke down was TONIGHT about two hours ago on the way to the mall, and we had to have Triple A come and tow it and they took forever and I just got home and grrr!

There, wasn't that hilarious?

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lol yeah...


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I'm actually still laughing and its been two days.

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I'm just balancing them out since my Matrix script. That was long.

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Hey guess what? We fixed my car

We'll probably getting another one by next week...yay

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