Hi
I'm a toss pot and I want you to do me a favour.
I want you to download my program, it's obsenely badly written and laid out like a cracked up hooker with a bad attitude: no layout; style consistency; or commentation.
My program is useless because, frankly, I am a useless programmer.
None the less I would like for you to download the program and fix it for me. You are obliged to do this.
In the event that there is any kind of problem, I will portray you as an amateur (which technically you are) and make fun of you. This is because I suffer from a poor self image and wish to present myself online as the same kind of maestro that bullies my in my day to day life - you know - an ordinary person with confidence.
Of course I accept that if my server goes down I would have no log of the event, or if there is any 3rd party problem between yourself and myself I would also have no log of the event on my server.
I also realise that if you attempt to download my file, but get an error 404, it would not show up on the file transfer list but instead on the error list which using most web browsing statistical analyses software would not trace the IP# but instead merely collate the quantity of such hits at the site.
Of course if my statistical reporting tool is anything less than a very serious piece of kit, like one would get at AOL for instance, then I dont even get this.
However because I have been force fed BS by AOL for years, as a dimwitted subscriber, I believe the simple and easy to understand text that says "this will log all actions on my server" next to the check box, and have never had the enlightenment enough to actually find out what a log file is or how they work.
Please excuse my pathetic nature, but it is the best I can do because I have no friends, an anibility to communicate, and an attitude so bad that if it was a person the Americans would launch air raids on my mouth. Which is good, because that's the nearest another person would ever have been to it.
God created the world in 7 days, but we're still waiting for the patch.
