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Geek Culture / How many???

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Karlos
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Posted: 30th Jan 2004 20:15
Sorry if you've seen this before

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

.. another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

6 that flame them for not using the Search feature

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend

24 posts of telling them to take it to PM's

1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

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Andy Igoe
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Posted: 30th Jan 2004 20:53
Quote: "each other only about lightbulbs "

Quote: "they cannot handle the light bulb controversy "


I do not care for the argument over whether a light bulb is one word or two but please for the sake of consistency please stick to one spelling!

That was impossible to read because of poor use of grammar in English.

Quote: "27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs "


Oooops


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Killswitch
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Posted: 30th Jan 2004 20:53
Lol! Ah you forgot:
14 people to be sarcastic about the whole thing

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Preston C
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Posted: 30th Jan 2004 20:56
Heh, this was over at blitzcoder ealier this week. Pretty funny if you ask me.

Cheers,
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John H
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Posted: 30th Jan 2004 22:25
And one moderator to lock the thread!! Lol jk - not this one at least

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ReD_eYe
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Posted: 30th Jan 2004 23:01
hehe
/me giggles


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DrakeX
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Posted: 31st Jan 2004 00:09
yeah preston and i saw this.. i love it. probably because it's SO DAMN ACCURATE

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 31st Jan 2004 00:46
the best method is to screw it in then tur on the lights

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JoelJ
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Posted: 31st Jan 2004 01:01
so, how many in total? im too lazy to add

Dave J
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Posted: 31st Jan 2004 03:26
The numbers seem completely random o_O

Quote: "16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend "


And by the end it turned into how many posts it takes rather then forum members.


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Dazzag
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Posted: 31st Jan 2004 13:31
If it's (apparently) a bird changing the bulb, then almost the complete list of members would turn up to help.

Heh.

Cheers

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indi
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Posted: 31st Jan 2004 13:59
me laugh, that funny haha ugg, me go back to cave now.


Kharnor
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Posted: 1st Feb 2004 01:52
Quote: "Posted: 30th Jan 2004 06:01

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hehe
/me giggles



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Mega_Dib
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Posted: 2nd Feb 2004 02:18
Mmmmmm, your question surly depends on wether what voltage the bulb is? Screw fitting, Candle? wether it uses argon or nitrogen?

HA HA Ha Ha ha ha h h h

Not funny i know! sorry.
PiratSS
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Posted: 2nd Feb 2004 03:08
Great stuff! I like the last one. Too bad that these forums have anti-lock if the post >30 days

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