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PiratSS
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I am going out with a girl this friday night, I need some tips on dancing(I have never danced before!)

Need some quick help!

P.S: I think it's slow dance

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TKF15H
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you're doomed... doomed.... doomed...
If it's slow dance, just do what everybody else is doing!
If it happens to be Hip-hop, then you're truly doomed.
Good luck!


ps. I hope all the "doom" warnings don't discourage you.

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slow dance is no problem. Just get a hold of er, press your business up against hers, and then kinda waddle around -

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What if I step on her leg or someting...

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TKF15H
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then..... DOOM!
lol
you're taking this too seriously. Don´t lift your feet too
high up, and you won't step on her. Lift them just enough
so as not to scrape the floor.

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PiratSS
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But I want to go out TKF15H, that's a really good suggestion!

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John H
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Dude its so easy! Its basically like a spinning hug. When I slow dance the gal puts her arms around my neck, and I have my hands down around her...butt Then you basically just spin around in a circle, Try to keep your feet like this

Y = YourFeet
H = HerFeet

Y H Y H

This way, its harder to squash her feet

Other ways to slow dance, like you hold hands with one hand, and she puts arm around your neck, and you put your other arm around her back like a Waltz.

Good luck

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Lord Ozzum
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here's what you do:

-watch other people
-bring a bomb
-if things go bad, DIE, BEYOTCH!

Then comes tomorrow and you're a little shorter of your breath and one day closer to your death...
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Lord Ozzum
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i can't dance and never tried if you haven't figured it out

Then comes tomorrow and you're a little shorter of your breath and one day closer to your death...
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watch people for a dance, then give it a go (thats what I did for my first date, adn it worked) and remember, there is no such thing as TOO close

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Just whisper sweet nothings about... Dark Basic Pro... into her ear. You'll woo her over, I promise.


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Pincho Paxton
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Those comments would amount to a good Rap song! Try singing along to this...........


press your business up against hers, and then kinda waddle around.

Don´t lift your feet too
high up, and you won't step on her. Lift them just enough
so as not to scrape the ground.

It's just like a spinning hug.

the gal puts her arms around my neck, and I have my hands down around her...butt

This way, its harder to squash her feet

like you hold hands and waddle to the beat!



LOL!

It's a bit like a dirty dancing Hokey Cokey!

Pincho.

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haha puppy wuv, dang thats kinda cute ahahahaha rotflol


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It's Ground Hog's Day. Simply place yourself in a temporal loop and practice dancing for several months. Piece of cake.
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BATVINK'S QUICK GUIDE TO DANCING

1. Don't dance like your dad.

2. Don't start to dance as you walk up to the dance floor

3. Body popping is so 1999

4. Don't skid around the floor on your knees, that will show that you never grew up

5. Being drunk beyond your capability is embarassing for a while afterwards, but not as embarassing as not being able to dance and having no excuse. Just don't throw up on her, or in her handbag.

6. Don't mime to the words, and don't re-enact the song through bad facial expressions.

7. DO NOT tell her you asked how to dance on a programming forum.

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Yeah...Batvink's on to a good point here with No. 7.

I don't dance. I got made to go to this Rap and R&B club (i didn't know it was at the time) and i just stood there like a concrete pole surrounded by trees on a Windy Day. But me and the girl i was there with have been going out for over a year now, so i guess that turned out allright. I guess the most important thing is to be yourself, or, if that fails, be funny, be desireable, be sexy, and be gone. I don't know what that means but it's supposed to be a chick finding philosophy, something about them wanting you if you pretend to be out of reach. Anyway, good luck man.

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If you wanna learn to dance, buy dance dance revolution, and play it on extreme with two pads. that oughta get ya goin'.


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Be carefull : destroy all the cameras !!!

Explanation :
It happened to me when I was 17, I agreed to dance for a spectacle : remake of Grease. And last Saturday, somebody told me to dance in his dancing-club, because he saw the tape.

(but I remember it was pretty nice : I was the only boy on the scene )

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