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Andy Igoe
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 00:40
I put this online for the purpose of another thread and thought I would put it here aswell so all the regulars can have a good 'ole chuckle at my expense.

This is from a few years back now (about 98ish), and is film footage of yours truly embarassing himself.

http://www.bansheestudios.com/AndySpin.avi
4214kb download.


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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 00:48
Hope you drive better on dry roads.


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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 00:52
The camera is too shacky, who was recording this?

CattleRustler
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:16
excuse 1: "no, really, an errant beer bottle was stuck under me brake"

excuse 2: "If I said it once, I said it a thousand times, clean me rear wing of bird-droppins BEFORE the bloody race starts!"

excuse 3: "right, was that me corner?"

shall I go on?

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:17
ha! OWNED! prolly do better than me
Preston C
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:31
Well then...that was odd...

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spooky
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:34


(4mb file. ever heard of mpeg! It reduces down to few hundred kb)

Boo!
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:36
excuse 4: "It wasn't me fault, I had warm rain bubbles up me whoopsa-daisy"

excuse 5: "You call this a bloody track!?!"

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CattleRustler
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:37
excuse 6: "No, really, just as I entered the corner I heard a strange voice say "NONE SHALL PASS!""

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:43
you have outdone yourself cattle rustler

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:50 Edited at: 6th Feb 2004 02:12


car spins, Andy gets on radio with pit...
(scrchh=radio squelch)

Andy: scrchh "Like that?" scrchh
Pit: scrchh "Andy?! Like what! Bloke, what are you doing!" scrchh
Andy: scrchh "You said we needed to turn this thing around." scrchh
Pit: scrchh "We meant the season! The season!" scrchh
Pit: scrchh "Bloody Fool!" scrchhscrchh

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CattleRustler
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:52
Andy new name = Andy Igoe_InCircles

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:54
We have a true genuis* on our hands: ME, beyotch

*Ninja From Hell : Genius-Misspelling Of Fag-Hater...Go Figure

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:58
Pit: scrchh "who's that jackass Horror Help? " scrchh
Andy: scrchh "I don't know mate" scrchh
Pit: scrchh "well run him over already!" scrchh

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 01:59
@ Andy Igoe:

I hope you realize I am just playing around all in good fun!
scrchh

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:01
excuse 7: "did that overpass banner just say free bangers and mash over at mcgee's pub - tonight only!?"

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:03
Pit: scrchh "No, it said free pints" scrchh
Pit: scrchh "bloomin *$%#&$%^" scrchh

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:04
"Look, I can rotate object 180!!"


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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:06
Pit: scrchh "Andy wait! You forgot the !" scrchh

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:14
it's illegal to push a moose out of a helicopter in alaska, but not new york.

You called me jackass after i called you funny?

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:15
oooh, pot and liquor

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:16
CR: scrchh "I thought you were threatening me" scrchh
Beavis: scrchh "Are you threatening me?" scrchh

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CattleRustler
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:16
no pot!!!!!!

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:20
you threatened to "kick my moose ass" last night in another thread, where I clearly said

DeltaTeamLeader: scrchh "Fat Ass Bob, get out of there quick" scrchh
CR: scrchh "Why!" scrchh
DTL: scrchh "Horror Help has his men around and they are closing in" scrchh

CR: scrchh "Oh, that? Well OK, pick me up two clicks west-out" scrchh
DTL" scrchh "Roger Wilco that Cattle, roger that." scrchh

<choppers fade out into distance - dust settles>

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:21
no i'm not threatening you, i was board and i saw a moose

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:23
i did? sorry, i was probably tired cz i went to sleep at about one

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 02:26
*Suddenly an army of evil teddy bears and dream warriors walk up*
"Must...fart..."
Quoth The Teddy Bear "Evermore"

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 06:37
@All

sorry for my insanity
I'd at least like andy to chime in once on the thread before it dies a horrible death...

Unknown: scrchh "Fat Ass Bob, is that you?" scrchh
CR: scrchh "Yes it's me, who is this?" scrchh
Unknown: scrchh "I can't tell you who I am at the moment but we have a situation" scrchh
CR: scrchh "A situation? What situation?" scrchh
Uk: scrchh "There is this guy Geri scrchh...and he is heading....scrchh...scrchh...way...scrchh...get out....scrchh...xover...scrchh...scrchh...take...scrchh...scrchh...r now!scrchhscrchh...scrchh"
CR: scrchh "Come in unknown, come in!" scrchh

<CR puts away his dying comm unit and silently disappears into the underbrush. At the same moment a faint vibration stirs deep within the ground....>

tbc

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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 07:13
Stop


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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 07:14
Talking


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Dave J
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 07:14
Like this.


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Andy Igoe
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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 09:56
Quote: "I'd at least like andy to chime in once on the thread before it dies a horrible death..."


Dont you think I have humiliated myself enough already?


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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 15:18
Let me think... hmmm.. no....


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Posted: 6th Feb 2004 20:23
Andy, you need to make your waypoints wider, then you won't go around in circles if you miss one. It's alright, it's an easy mistake and we've all made it.

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