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Eternal Darkness
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What gets bigger as you take away


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defecit


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IanM
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A hole

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Posted: 7th May 2004 23:29 Edited at: 7th May 2004 23:32
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a thing that gets bigger as u take away

dept
taking away negative numbers from positive


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Posted: 7th May 2004 23:34 Edited at: 7th May 2004 23:35
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well actuall Ian got it its a hole.

i didn't think of a dept thats a good 1.

i dont quite know what a "defecit" is

what is so fragile if you talk it breaks


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silence?
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Posted: 7th May 2004 23:40 Edited at: 7th May 2004 23:43
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What's big and has no weight?

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yep it's silence.

"What's big and has no weight?" hmmmm................

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Oraculaca
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er.. a helium filled balloon?
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No

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The Universe?
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Neofish
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No weight: um nothing?

whats fat, round, bigger than a skyscraper and jumps on ppl?


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Posted: 7th May 2004 23:53 Edited at: 7th May 2004 23:54
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Quote: "The Universe"

No
Quote: "nothing"

But nothing is big?

answer:

"The shadow of an elephant"

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Eternal Darkness
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ahh ...

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hmmm
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Peter H
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Posted: 8th May 2004 00:03 Edited at: 8th May 2004 00:04
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Quote: "whats fat, round, bigger than a skyscraper and jumps on ppl?"

King kong?.........hhhmmm........... ...you?


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Posted: 8th May 2004 00:04 Edited at: 8th May 2004 00:05
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nothing is the bit after the universe ends, it hurts to think about it but it is the absence of everything

PS. my ones impossible; my uncle kevin

PSS. ur not very nice *SLAP*


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Quote: "What's big and has no weight"


McDonalds with a new "no queues" ethos?

[no weight --> no wait]

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Powersoft
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whats black, white and eats like a horse?

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Posted: 8th May 2004 00:37 Edited at: 8th May 2004 00:53
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a zebra?

Quote: "nothing is the bit after the universe ends, it hurts to think about it but it is the absence of everything"


Yes good point, but there's nothing that says the universe has an end or no

Another one,[b]What's yours and everybody tell it to you?

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Quote: "What's yours and everybody tell it to you?"

i'm sorry but i can't understand that...would you mind using proper english?


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my name!

and yes there is, if its constantly expanding, there must be an edge, y did the big bang happen if ther wasnt an edge and essentially nothin for it to happen in


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What's crap?

Riddles.

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dunno, c rap, c-ing rap

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Neofish
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riddles rnt crap

whats self-diagnostic but highly mad?


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What Has a mouth but cannot talk; RUNs but cannot walk...

Amist the Blue Skies...
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a river

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you can't spell crap without rap


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and without c-ing it too...rap sucks. For those who agree, you get the Ozzy salute:

for those who enjoy sh!tty devil worshipping cokeheads sing---er, rappers I mean, sorry for insulting you

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what happens once every minute, twice every moment, but not in a thousand years?


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the letter m

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ok, you win!




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There are 4 goldfish in a bowl, 2 drowned, how many are left?

is it just my computer, or is my sig just saying hosted by angelfire?


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4

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There is a blue one story house, everything inside the house is blue, what color are the stairs?


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There is a 100ft grape tree, how do you climb it?


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what stairs?

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How many months have 28 days?


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all

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ok, im out , you got em all Lord Ozzum


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grapes don't grow on trees

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oh yeah:
How do you fit an elephant in a fridge?
Hint: Take the F out of way.


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no clue, ya got me!

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open the fridge door, put the elephant inside, then close the fridge door?


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btw, arkheii, could you get on msn?

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Quote: "btw, arkheii, could you get on msn?"


Eh? Why?

btw: the one about the elephant, that's the answer to the Pinoy version of the joke. Dunno if it applies.


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so I can talk to you...please get on!

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how do you put a camel in a fridge?

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open the fridge door, take out the elephant, put the camel in, then close the fridge door? Well, if it were the Pinoy joke.


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Kerreck

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