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Neofish
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Posted: 8th May 2004 14:19
BTW one story houses can have stairs; to the loft, a raised platform etc


Arkheii
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Posted: 8th May 2004 16:01
Quote: "BTW one story houses can have stairs; to the loft, a raised platform etc"


They don't have to go that technical.


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Neofish
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Posted: 8th May 2004 16:17
i know im just patronising

just making my point

anyway:
if a modern train is travelling at 100MPH northwards and the wind is blowing south-east at 20ishMPH, which direction is the smoke travelling

here's some brain teasers



Powersoft
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Posted: 8th May 2004 16:21
its an electric train. there is no smoke


wats that other random thing

Just to add to the confusion.
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Neofish
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Posted: 8th May 2004 16:25
yer easy one

u have to look at the words n think of the thing

e.g
nooutwhere=out of nowhere

p
o
o
r=downpour

get it


Arkheii
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Posted: 8th May 2004 17:12 Edited at: 8th May 2004 17:18
the easy ones:

CirKEEPcle
Keep within/inside the circle?

nooutwhere
out in the middle of nowhere

estimate me
dont
dont underestimate me

cancan
toucan?

hahandnd
hand in hand

noon good
good afternoon

DAYdayOUT
day-in-day-out

timertimer
2-timer

habirdnd = bu2sh
a bird in a hand is 2 in a bush

hea dac he
splittin headache

death life
life after death

cover
cop
undercover cop

t
o
w
n
downtown?

k
c
u
t
s
stuck up?


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Neofish
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Posted: 8th May 2004 17:17
all right cept not sure about
habirdnd=bi2rd


Dazzag
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Posted: 8th May 2004 17:19
AEFHIK... what comes next?

Cheers

I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing
Arkheii
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Posted: 8th May 2004 17:21
Was it
Quote: "habirdnd = bu2sh"


or

Quote: "habirdnd=bi2rd"


I know i've heard the phrase a bird in hand equals 2 in a bush before... not sure about that second one though.


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Neofish
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Posted: 8th May 2004 17:30
its the one in the code thing, ive never heard it and ive lost the sheet, im not v good at quoting


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Posted: 8th May 2004 18:00
le
vel
=Split Level

EgIoGgHoT
EgIoGgHoT
EgIoGgHoT
EgIoGgHoT
=Two goes into Eight, four times

comp144etence
=Gross Incompetence

plans
plasn
plsna
plsna
=Changing Plans

ban ana
=Banana Split

podpodpod
=Tripod

issue issue
issue issue
issue issue
issue issue
issue issue
=Tennis Shoes

nafish
nafish
=Tuna Fish

ware
mholey
=Hole in my underware

japmadean
=Made in Japan

t
s u
i h
t s
=Sit down and Shut up

pPPod
=Peas in a pod


Love these things.


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Arkheii
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Posted: 8th May 2004 18:40
Any idea on SGEG?


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comando 300
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Posted: 8th May 2004 18:57 Edited at: 8th May 2004 18:57
How do you fit four elephants in a Fearrari?
What animals are faster than any animal in the world?
How do you know if there are elephants in a circus?


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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 8th May 2004 19:01
1) No clue
2) Living ones
3) Go in and look

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comando 300
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Posted: 8th May 2004 19:06 Edited at: 8th May 2004 19:06
1)Simple,two in the front and two in the back
2)The animals of the ferrari
3)If you see a ferrari park in front of the circus

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Jess T
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Posted: 8th May 2004 19:07
1 ~
I have a flower bed.
In this flower bed, I have 3 ( Three ) types of flowers.
I have; Tulips; Daisy's and; Roses.
There are 3 ( three ) times as many flowers all up as there are Roses.
I have 1/2 ( Half ) as many Tulips as I do Roses and Daisy's combined.
And, finally, I have 2 ( Two ) times as many Daisy's and Tulips combined as I do Roses.
How many flowers do I have in my Flower bed?


2 ~
A baker has a cake.
He cut's this cake into 8 ( Eight ) peices.
He only made 3 ( Three ) cuts with his knife.
How did he do it?


3 ~
A man has a Fox, a Chicken, and a bag of Grain.
This man is walking with these 3 ( Three ) items.
He comes to a river.
He can only take 1 ( One ) of his t3 ( Three ) items across at a time.
He *must* transport all 3 ( Three ) items to the other side of the river.
The man knows that if he leaves the Fox with the Chicken, it will eat it.
He also knows that if he leaves the Chicken with the Grain, it will eat it.
The man manages to get all 3 ( Three ) items to the other side ( in perfect condition I might add ).
How did he do it?


That's it from me

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Lord Ozzum
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Posted: 8th May 2004 19:14 Edited at: 8th May 2004 19:20
ok, for the boat one:
-he takes the chicken across and drops him off
-he goes back and grabs the grain
-he drops the grain off and grabs the chicken
-he goes back and drops the chicken off and grabs the fox
-he takes the fox back
-he goes back and grabs the chicken
-he drops him off
I'll work on the other ones
EDIT: the baker one:
he cuts it in half and then fourths, and then stacks them and makes one final cut
EDIT (Again): 1 of each flower would work I think, meaning 3 in total

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Posted: 8th May 2004 19:38
You're on the ball Ozzum

But, there's a much, much simpler way to do the Cake one, but that does work

Oh, and I never mentioned a boat for the Forx, Chicken dilema! I guess you've heard that one before eh? lol.

You just sap the fun out of everything eh? lol, jk.

Jess.


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Posted: 8th May 2004 19:54 Edited at: 8th May 2004 19:55
I had heard it, but it said a river, and I assumed they weren't walking, but they could I guess

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Posted: 8th May 2004 21:55 Edited at: 8th May 2004 21:59
ok here's another


Help a family to cross to the other side of the bridge.

Notice that it's night.There's 1 lamp.A maximium of two persons at a time, and they must have the lamp with them.

Each person walks at a different speed: the first boy(1 sec), the second boy(3 sec),the mother(6 sec), the father(8 sec) and the grandfather(12 sec)

A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower person.

The lamp enough for 30 sec only!!!

If you don't understand what I'm saying go here http://www.plastelina.net/games/game3.html it's the riddle in flash

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Neofish
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Posted: 8th May 2004 22:09
the cake one, just three cuts across the cake, one at 0 degrees and the next at 90 then the last in between if it has to be equal just cut at about 120 degrees (i think)


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Posted: 8th May 2004 22:23 Edited at: 8th May 2004 22:27
I think he did it with his knife

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Neofish
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Posted: 8th May 2004 22:26
it says that tho


comando 300
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Posted: 8th May 2004 22:27 Edited at: 8th May 2004 22:28
or can be he made 2 middle cuts(4 pieces) then a circle cut(four pieces more)

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Neofish
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Posted: 8th May 2004 22:31
i just realised mine was rong

cuts into quaters -> cuts through the middle


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Posted: 9th May 2004 06:40
For the cake one, look at these;

The red lines are the cuts made.

Pretty simple eh?

Jess.


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Posted: 9th May 2004 09:44 Edited at: 9th May 2004 09:46
Quote: "Help a family to cross to the other side of the bridge.

Notice that it's night.There's 1 lamp.A maximium of two persons at a time, and they must have the lamp with them.

Each person walks at a different speed: the first boy(1 sec), the second boy(3 sec),the mother(6 sec), the father(8 sec) and the grandfather(12 sec)

A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower person.

The lamp enough for 30 sec only!!!"


3 & 1 Across (3)
1 Back (4)
12 & 8 (16)
3 Back (19)
6 & 1 (25)
1 Back (26)
3 & 1 (29)

All with 1 second to spare.


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