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Geek Culture / Why did the computer shut down.

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Terabyte
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Posted: 24th May 2004 22:34
Microsoft's hilarious answer to why my PC shut down
MSGINA.dll resource hacked revealed this:

http://darkdayssoftware.dbspot.com/ms_looser.bmp

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 24th May 2004 22:43
LMFAO!!

CattleRustler
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Posted: 25th May 2004 00:48
it'd be funny if the punch line was funny


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David T
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Posted: 25th May 2004 00:51
I'm sure you've changed that code in the background

Two strings walk into a bar. I'll have a pint says the first$%ASLDJ09920D"$"$D. Excuse my friend says the second, he isn't null terminated.
Ian T
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Posted: 25th May 2004 02:08
NEVER upload a bitmap on the internet.

Dave J
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Posted: 25th May 2004 14:06
EVER


"Computers are useless they can only give you answers."
flibX0r
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Posted: 25th May 2004 15:23
Lol, i love the fact that bitmaps are stored upsid down, so when Firefox load a bmp, it load from the bottom to the top

Yeah, bmps are crap. Anyone here know why they are stored upside down?

Fallout
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Posted: 25th May 2004 15:27
Because they're a microsoft format?

Signature? No! Obsolete! These days it's all about chip and pin!
flibX0r
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Posted: 25th May 2004 15:45
I think there was originally a reason behind it, but now its just rude

Dave J
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Posted: 25th May 2004 16:00
And stupid. Interlaced is the future!


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Terabyte
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2004 03:36
David T
"I'm sure you've changed that code in the background "
no i havnt actually it's all real

mouse- sorry.

Exeat - "EVER" ... starts to move back

everyone else-
yeah .. yeah .. er.. bitmaps.. thats dumb..

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Ian T
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2004 16:52
Perhaps you don't see why -- they're frigging HUGE. Jpegs are generally about fifty times as small.

Shock
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Posted: 3rd Jun 2004 12:44
Had no trouble on the good ol' fibre optic at work

Wow, maybe I should actually do some real work, hmm...

Anyway, Iv'e seen that before, i think it was at http://www.eegs.com if I remember right...


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