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soapyfish
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Posted: 26th May 2004 21:22
The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com on March 15, 1985.


Anyone else know anything useless, why not post it here and help everyone else waste time.

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Posted: 26th May 2004 21:51
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.


Boo!
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Posted: 26th May 2004 22:00
Although I can't believe that butter isn't "I can't believe it's not butter", the fact remains that butter is not "I can't believe its not butter" and "I can't believe its not butter" is not butter.


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Posted: 26th May 2004 22:26
The surname Featherstonehaugh is pronounced Fanshaw
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Posted: 26th May 2004 22:33
1 poop + 1 poop = 2 poopies


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Posted: 26th May 2004 22:37 Edited at: 26th May 2004 22:37
If all crows are black, wouldn't all notcrows be notblack?

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Posted: 26th May 2004 22:40
isn't that a double negative, so your saying all crows are black?
7 + 7 = 23

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Posted: 26th May 2004 22:40
Bananas are only yellow when you look at them. It scares me to think what the hell theyre up to when Im not looking at them.

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Posted: 26th May 2004 22:53
Since all notcrows are not notblack, that would suggest that not all crows are black.

Here's a handy way to figure out the binary number of any base 10 number less than 512 (2^9) using your fingers. Pick the number, close your fingers, then count up your fingers from the left side of the left hand to the right side of the right hand.

For an example I've randomly picked 312.

On each finger, multiply by two, starting with 1. When you reach the FIRST number than is larger than your selected number, move one finger to the left and raise it. For 312, the first number that was larger was the 10th finger, 512, so we raise the 9th finger. Take the number that the raised finger represents (256), and subtract it from your number (312 - 256 = 56). Starting all over again from finger 1, repeat the process, counting up from finger 1 until you reach the FIRST number greated than the result (56). The first larger number would be 64 (7th finger, so raise the 6th finger). Now subtract 32 from 56 (56 - 32 = 24).

Keep repeating this process until you're done.

Now, starting from the first rightmost finger that is raised, write down a '1' for each raised finger, and a '0' for each lowered finger. Write down the binary from left to right.

There's your number!

For our example, 312, the number is: 100111000

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Posted: 26th May 2004 22:58
that's awesome, but it makes sense because lowered and raised fingers are just like switches all the same

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Posted: 26th May 2004 23:10
thats how u work out binary on paper, but not widout fingers,

hmmm useless imformation; coke and blood lust arnt a good combination


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Posted: 26th May 2004 23:17
if the plural of goose is geese then what is the plural of moose.........meese?


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Posted: 26th May 2004 23:30 Edited at: 26th May 2004 23:31
whats the plural of mouse?

mouses? mices? mici?


btw, according to some syntax of the english language "photi" can be pronounced "fish".



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Posted: 26th May 2004 23:33
Here's a handy fact I learned...
E=MC(squared)

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whats the plural of antidisestablishmentarismly? moo?


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Posted: 26th May 2004 23:48
Sesquippedalophobia is also the fear of long words.


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Posted: 26th May 2004 23:50 Edited at: 26th May 2004 23:50
hehe, the equivilent of "BOO!" for a person with the above calamity-"Supercalifragulisticexpealidoshus!"


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Posted: 26th May 2004 23:50
http://www.amusingfacts.com/ claims to have OVER 5,000 VERIFIED AMUSING FACTS.


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Posted: 26th May 2004 23:58
LOL does that mean HZence has managed to fit 5,000 amazing facts into one post, now that's amazing.

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Posted: 26th May 2004 23:58
Well here's one I learned Brogo:

C=MC(Troll)

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Posted: 27th May 2004 00:04
guess what these fingers are saying

00100

LOL J/K


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If you divide the actual length of a river by the distance from start to finish you get Pi.
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Quote: "hehe, the equivilent of "BOO!" for a person with the above calamity-"Supercalifragulisticexpealidoshus!""


lol

did you know that out of all these people abducted by aliens not one has had the balls to say "so, how do these things fly?"

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Quote: "C=MC(Troll)"


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Posted: 27th May 2004 00:42
what are you makin fun of your self for?

Im not a rubbish programmer...Everyone else is just better than me....
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I read somewhere that Good Games Are Made by Powerful Coders.
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Posted: 27th May 2004 01:15
Easy way to work out how many days in each month. Hold out both clenched fists like this and count from left to right. 31 days are a knuckle and 30 days are dips between knuckles. Obviously Feb is special with 28 days.




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Posted: 27th May 2004 01:22 Edited at: 27th May 2004 01:26
Quote: " If you divide the actual length of a river by the distance from start to finish you get Pi."


I heard this same "fact" but it wasn't Pi, it was Phi, a different number. Either way, it's hard to believe.

EDIT: OK, so it is Pi, but it's still only under certain circumstances:

Quote: ""Professor Hans-Henrik Stolum, an earth scientist at Cambridge University has calculated the ratio between the actual length of rivers from source to mouth and their direct length as the crow flies. Although the ratio varies from river to river, the average value is slightly greater than 3, that is to say that the actual length is roughly three times greater than the direct distance. In fact the ratio is approximately 3.14, which is close to the value of the number pi... The ratio of pi is most commonly found for rivers flowing across very gently sloping planes, such as those found in Brazil or the Siberian tundra."

Source: http://fusionanomaly.net/pi.html

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If you stand against a wall, then lean over and breathe REAL heavy for about 45 seconds, then QUICKLY stand up straight against the wall, hold your breath and press hard on the 2 points on the front of the neck where people check for pulses, there's a good chance you'll pass out.

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Posted: 27th May 2004 01:45 Edited at: 27th May 2004 01:45
I'll take your word for it, Jimmy :p

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I'll try it. Lean against wall,breathe, stand up, press neck, ha look it doesn't work I can sti....................

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Posted: 27th May 2004 01:55
Tossing a coin is not actually fair........

A coin is more likely to land on the same face it started out on.

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Posted: 27th May 2004 01:59
Here is some I found a' wandering...

1. There are 1,929,770,126,028,800 possible colour combinations on a Rubik's cube
2. The highest scoring word in the english language game of Scrabble is "QUARTZY". This will score 164 max
3. 2 and 5 are the only prime numbers that end in 2 or 5
4. 9% of americans report being in the prescence of a ghost
5. 2% of americans believe they have been abducted by aliens

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11% of Americans report being in the prescence of a ghost or believe to have been abducted by aliens

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Fate is just the weight of circumstances.

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I memorized 18 digits of PI by adapting it to a loony-toons song.
3.14159264358979323
three point forteen fifteen ninty-two sixty four (x2)
three five eight nine, seven-nine-thirty-two (x2)
I didn't bother to go any further.

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Your wife is death. How? NO idea.
But it is murder. REVENGE!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 27th May 2004 05:11 Edited at: 27th May 2004 05:13
How about pi to 10,000 digits?


edit: It's fun to see how many number combinations you can find in pi, like your phone number or social security number.

Oh, and C M C is the name of a grocery store where I live.

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I found no such combinations.....

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Posted: 27th May 2004 05:29
Think of a number between one and ten. Double it. Add 6. Half it. Take away the number you first thought of..and the answer is..3!!

A more useless version:

Think of a number between one and ten. Double it. Add 6. Half it. Take away the number you first thought of. Add 5. Half it. Take away 4..and the answer is 0!!

Cool huh?

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Quote: "I found no such combinations..... "

Yeah, it's kinda hard, but when you get pi to about 10,000,000 digits, you can find about any combination. (Use a computer to help you search though )

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Quote: "I read somewhere that Good Games Are Made by Powerful Coders."


Wrong, bad games are made by coders who are not powerful.


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@hyrichter: Now lemme see you memorize that. I have a 5mb text file stored somewhere with nothing but PI.

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I've got one Rat.

Take a number, double it, then divide by 2, then you have the original number!

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Posted: 27th May 2004 10:24 Edited at: 27th May 2004 10:56
Quote: "whats the plural of mouse?"


Mice.


Edit: I was going to post Pi correct to 1 Million decimal places but the forum returned an error because it took up too much space (1MB) lmao.

Quote: "Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 8388608 bytes exhausted at (null):0 (tried to allocate 1000238 bytes) in /u2/www/users/pairdoor/tgc/modules/apollo/classincludes/message.php on line 970"


Apparently 838kb is all that is allowed.


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Posted: 27th May 2004 10:59 Edited at: 27th May 2004 11:02
Will it allow me to place it in a seperate source code box?

Warning: Will take a while to load.

Edit: Nuts, cut it off at 65,533 decimal places and it's very hard to read without word wrap on. Oh well.


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@Jimmy

I'm makin' a cake...
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I think a group of crows is called a murder, or something like that.

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