Check this site out. It is very funny.
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/
The programming one was funny also.
(PS-Read the very bottom one.)
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml
This is one reason people should go through lessons before buying a computer.
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_calls.shtml
These are funny also. Here is the funnest of all of them.
(from-
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_stuptech.shtml)
Customer: "When my computer boots up, all I get is a black screen that says, 'boot2/'."
Tech Support: "What operating system are you using?"
Customer: "I'm using Windows 98 and NT 4.0."
Tech Support: "Ok, I'm the Mac tech. The Windows tech is gone, but I can try to help you."
Customer: "Ok, what should I do? I've reformatted the hard drive and have fresh installs of both operating systems."
Tech Support: "Sir, have you put any cheese or mustard in your a drive?"
Customer: "What? Did you just ask me if I put cheese or mustard in my floppy drive?"
Tech Support: "Yeah, we've had that happen a lot lately."
Customer: (staring blankly at roommate, who was laughing uncontrollably on the floor) "I think I'll wait for the PC tech to get back. Thanks for the help." (click)