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Geek Culture / I've just must a groundbreaking discovery about PCs

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Ian T
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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 03:47 Edited at: 5th Aug 2004 03:47
The CPUs suspend all processes when you're not looking directly at the monitor.




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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 03:50
And what have you been drinking/smoking today ?


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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 03:51
Lol, but how can we prove him wrong?

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 03:56
Easy.

Just run this, look away and press and hold a key for a while, release, then look back. If the count is above zero then its not true



Of course, this only proves it for your own PC - mouses PC might actually do this

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 04:16
Yes, it was a joke


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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 04:18
Maybe, but with your record on exploding PCs, we can't always be so sure ...

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 04:27
Quote: " Yes, it was a joke"

Or is the statement above a joke, and you were serious in the first place?

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 04:43
Quote: " Maybe, but with your record on exploding PCs, we can't always be so sure ..."


True, I do have a record of both ineptness with PC hardware and sheer bad luck (no really ), but I'm trying to overcome that . Really, you must also have noticed that your computer seems to go slower when you're not keeping a close eye on the thing ...


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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 09:11
More and more useless threads every day.....*cough* oh your english too?

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 10:43
my xgf should become a beta tester. she manages to crash and or hang a pc even if there is only a minor amount of code to test. I put it down to her dyslexic aura that confuses the pc to no end.

maybe u have a hardware frying gift mouse!

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 11:01
You know, if there really are auras that destroy machinery, I do believe I have one . Perhaps she and I were born on the same day of the year or something...


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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 11:08
my tends to suspend processes only while i look at it.

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 18:05
lol, the one im using suspends everything when i want it to do it, its got 256 megs of ram (according to dxdiag which i dont believe) and a reasonable fast processor and it couldnt run 2 ie6 windows, adaware 6, spybot, and Norton Antivirus 2004, while my worse computer could!

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 20:54
Quote: " The CPUs suspend all processes when you're not looking directly at the monitor."

I used a mirror to observe the monitor, ie. I didn't look directly at it. The CPU still worked...

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 20:57
Quote: "I used a mirror to observe the monitor, ie. I didn't look directly at it. The CPU still worked..."

LIES. I dont like your LIES.

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 21:07
Ok, ok, ok. I used two mirrors.

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Posted: 5th Aug 2004 21:10
Well, according to quantum theory, we can't be sure of anything until a measurement is made. Therefore the PC is both working and idle, until we either monitor it or look at it, in which case we fix it one way or another.

That's the jist of it anyway

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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 00:25
I was under the impression quantum theory only took over in subatomic physics-- or was I mistaken ?


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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 05:43
If it actually works!

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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 05:45
Well we know 'standard' physics are broken-- relatively and quantum physics appear to be more stable.


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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 06:35
Quote: "I was under the impression quantum theory only took over in subatomic physics-- or was I mistaken ?"


You put a cat in a sealed, windowless box. Is he alive or dead?

A cat is hopefully not subatomic.

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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 06:37
That depends on whether the cat is alive or dead before he enters the box, and how long you leave him in there !


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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 08:19
mouse is right, the health of teh cat also applies, the amount of oxygen, the length of time the cat can survive with no oxygen or food etc + i dont believe all those theories

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Quote: "You put a cat in a sealed, windowless box. Is he alive or dead?"

Just to make sure I understand it:
You ask a mouse to put a cat in a box?
You're talking about Tom and Jerry, right?

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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 08:48
N30fish: You sig doesn't have anything to do with my web site, does it?

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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 08:50
it does, i'll puit a link in when u finsih the page. u dunt mind do u?

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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 20:20
Not at all

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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 20:42
cool, could you tell me when its finished then, so i can be sure etc, i'll help u if u need it if you want (not for two weeks in anbout a week thou - holiday )

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Posted: 6th Aug 2004 21:33 Edited at: 6th Aug 2004 21:37
i believe that people who work in fields such as thus are only in it cos they dunt have to work, only have to think up ridiculus explanations for them forgeting if the cat was alive or dead when they put it in the box

+ how thick is the box, u could hear the cat trying to get out!

[edit] then theres the question of sentiency - can the cat use its mobile phone to call for help, or start thinking that its dead and curse everyone for putting it in the box

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 00:49
It is absurd, because it correlates probability with reality . The important thing to remember is that probability is not real, it's just a method of prediction, so we can selectively apply it .

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 11:32
Has anyone here read Douglas Adams' Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective agency? They go into a discussion of Shroeder's (sp?) cat there.

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 11:48
Either way, it's animal cruelty. Have fun explaining quantum theory to the animal decency department.








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lol... Once i looked away from my computer. I look back and its turn off. I turn it back on and it displays my credit card info and it says "Now Mailing to Hacker". *like this doesn't happen enough. I have litterly bad luck with hackers. im ALWAYS (no matter what) getting hacked. BTW, just kidding about the hacker thing. But i really do get hacked way to much.*

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Posted: 8th Aug 2004 06:34
The cat in the box experiment was to show how things work in quantum mechanics. In quantum mechanics, you can't know the speed and orientation of a sub-atomic particle at the same time, as working out one stops you from working out the other. This is one of the truly random things in the universe (ie. you can work out, for example, which way a coin wlil land by using computers and an array of sensors, whereas you can not work out both of the particle's properties). The cat in the box experiment is just to show how this kind of thing works, however, it isn't truly random whether the cat will die or not, so that's why we know the answer to the question "is the cat dead?". With sub-atomic particles, if you've worked out the orientation, the speed is unknown and truly random, yet it still has speed (and yes, 0 m/s is still a speed), so the particle's speed is every value at the same time (same principle as the cat; it is dead and alive at the same time).

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Posted: 8th Aug 2004 07:53
Behold; wisdom from the mouth of babes.

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lol sometimes more precise, more often not, although the first instance seems more correct

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If you put a cat in a box, I would come and let it out and let it join my army, which will eventually take over the world.

When I sleep, my cat goes in the basements and enters her secret lab which is secretly hidden in her litter box... Paw scanner, retinal scanner, the whole Macoroni...
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yes the men in wehite coats are here

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Those guys are nice! They give me a nice cumfy room, and a nice suit, though the way my arms fit into it is a bit uncomfortable... But I havent seen them for... oh.... about 3 weeks!

They're my friends... Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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they're MY friends! GET LOST!




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