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Geek Culture / a funny joke or what ever u want to call it

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ALPHA ZERO PRODUCTIONS
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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 07:25 Edited at: 7th Aug 2004 07:26
excuse the english did not have time to translate it , i used the internet


english version


french version(original version)




please answer this

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Sir Spaghetti Code
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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 07:33
Ummm, that was supposed to be English? I couldn't understand a lick of it!

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 07:34
for some odd reason lady(french) was translated to injury

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 07:35 Edited at: 7th Aug 2004 07:41
You get out and let two other people in!

I think I have a better answer (get out and let your mate drive, let the old lady go in the back, stay with the women of your dreams as she doesn't appear to be dying) but I'm not sure if it'd work as the translation is a little dodgey!

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 07:38
u run them over!

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 07:42
hey killswitch wrong answer

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 07:45
So what is the answer

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 07:47
guess

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 07:51
my answer is that

i would hire 50cent to come whip every body(but the girl or guy or ur dreams) with a belt and while he is doing that he will be drinking a beer and singing "i wanna pee on u....."(while he is peeing on them )

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go see my pysciatrist here's his number 0800 Fake shrink

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 07:56
Wow, this is really philisophical.

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lol the test IS to decypher the english version

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 08:02 Edited at: 7th Aug 2004 08:03
Actually, if you subsitute lady for injury, it makes sense.

I agree with KillsWitch's answer.

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 08:08
leave them all, they can wait for a bus if they cant drive

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 08:12
KillSwitch already has the answer. In more detail...

Your mate has already saved your life. You owe him gratitude, and you can also trust him

The lady is dying. Period.

So your trusted mate takes the old lady to hospital in your car, thus saving her and getting himself out of the storm.

You stay with the girl of your dreams, the one you want to be with, and she sees you as the hero who saved an old lady at the expense of himself.

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 08:12
I'd let in the girl of my dreams, then go to the local make-out spot.

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 08:30
funny

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 11:06
I agree with Killswitch and Batvink's answer, there really can't be a better way to put it.


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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 12:01
so.... that wasn't a joke?

Dang, it lost me at "idéal(e)" (or maybe it was 3e. There was no 3a, 3b, 3c, or 3d).

If you only have one space in the car that means you have a pretty crappy car that probably woudn't support the weight of the old dying lady who is probably fat from not being able to walk (assuming that her legs are have arthritis) and the seat belt would not be able to go around her fat stomach, the car probably would support the guy who saved your life but then again his car is probably much better than yours because he bought it with the cash award he got for saving your life, and the man or woman of your dreams would be pretty strange to have in your car, not knowing if it is a man or a woman.

Your screwed three ways.

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 12:09
i.e. run them down

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 12:32
My answer? Do nothing, just drive on by. Why?

A) If the one person saved my life once, he should be responsible enough to help the old lady on his own. It's not to hard to find a phone for an ambulance or something, or to call the old ladies loved ones to let them know she needs help or something.
B) The woman of my dreams does not exist. That's because I do not know what the woman of my dreams looks like or how she is supposed to act. So, thereoretically (sp?) that leaves two out of the three supposed people to do something.

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[PS] One last reason I would just drive on by would have to be me actually driving, and I wouldn't want anyone to bother me because I'd be so happy. I'm the type of person that you could picture car pooling to work every day, so I'd be estatic if I could actually drive.


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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 14:20
Quote: "Dang, it lost me at "idéal(e)" (or maybe it was 3e. There was no 3a, 3b, 3c, or 3d)."
3e = third
idéal(e)=ideal(the "e" is for if it's a girl).

Maybe tommorrow I'll translate it so that it doesn't sound like it was written by a retard.

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 14:38
English translation:

Who would you choose?

You pull up next to a bus stop on a terrible, stormy night. There are three people waiting for the bus.

1. A very old, inujured woman, who seems close to death.
2. An old friend that previously saved your life
3. The girl of your dreams

Which of these people would you take with you, as you only have room for one other person in your car?

Consider before answering, this is a question taken from a test of moral ethics which was used for recruiting.


You could take the old lady because she may soon die, thus you should try to save her, or you could take your friend, since he saved your life and you are deeply indebted to him, but perhaps you would never find the woman of your dreams.

Of the 500 people who answered this interview, only one was saved. Do you want to know which?

One can draw the following reflection from it; that one always finds a solution with a problem when one takes the time to think about it.

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 14:42 Edited at: 7th Aug 2004 14:43
And stop trying to combine answers. That just means that you're bullsh*tting around the question. You have to choose one, there is no inbetween. It's not a logic puzzle, it's a moral dilema. Trying to solve it by picking a fourth, non existant option destroys the purpose of the question. And I, for one, would take the woman. Easily.

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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 15:14
I'd take the old lady, tell my old friend I'm sorry but the lady is dying, and give the hot chick my phone number.


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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 16:44
Quote: "Of the 500 people who answered this interview, only one was saved. Do you want to know which?"


I think that's an incorrect translation, I believe they actually mean:

"Of the 500 people who answered this interview, only one person came up with the best answer. Do you want to know which?"

And that's why I believe there must be a fourth option, because it's likely that only 1 in 500 people will think of leaving the car and letting two others in. Moral questions always work like that, it's the way to seperate the genuinely smart people from the... uhh... non-smart people.


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Posted: 7th Aug 2004 17:53
Well? Whats the answer? And where did you get that question?

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