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Philip
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 20:20 Edited at: 3rd Nov 2004 20:21
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... it seems *I* have won the US Presidental Election.

Needless to say I am as surprised as you, but I am pleased and gratified with the amazing outpouring of support shown for my candidature (especially as I didn't actually HAVE a candidature). This just goes to show the untapped power of the bear vote, not to mention my friend Booboo's amazing ability to cast over 119 million separate votes all by himself.

I shall be giving my acceptance speech shortly and I am awaiting calls from Mr. Bush, Mr. Kerry and Mr. Nader conceding defeat. In the meantime, my three main policy objectives will be:

1. greater pic-a-nic basket stealing and hibernation rights for bears;

2. compulsory jam sandwiches for breakfast; and

3. the creation of an official wilderness for bears to live in - which I'm going to call "Montana".

Mr. President Philip

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OSX Using Happy Dude
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 20:47
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ooh ooh - Can I have New York please ?

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Wiggett
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 20:49
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and as president im sure you would be informed, can you tell us once and for all, is there really a vault 13???


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Van B
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 20:52
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Personally I'm ecstatic for Philip and all bear-kind, however if this trend continues then in 4 years time you'll be up running against Arnold Swarzenegger, who would instantly turn Montana into a bear hunting reserve for heterosexual millionaires.


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Lukas W
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 21:19
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wow is philip a bear?! oh my god! we have a bear president! wont be long now until he chases un all in the woods and eat us.


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Dave J
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 21:43
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Quote: "wow is philip a bear?! oh my god! we have a bear president! wont be long now until he chases un all in the woods and eat us. "


I am quite surprised you have not seen him on TV, he appears quite often on the... uhh... 'Childrens Network'.


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Benjamin
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 22:07
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Quote: "and as president im sure you would be informed, can you tell us once and for all, is there really a vault 13??? "

I would also like to know, IS there a hangar 18?

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Van B
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 22:23
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And IS there a Johnny 5?


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BatVink
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Posted: 3rd Nov 2004 22:36
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Quote: "not to mention my friend Booboo's amazing ability to cast over 119 million separate votes all by himself."


Wooah, there Mr Bear. You obviously haven't realised that in the US, you don't win on number of votes. As all of your votes were cast in the college of JellyStone Park, that gets you just one seat, and you don't in fact steal the presidency.

Never mind, better luck in 4 years time.

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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 4th Nov 2004 00:37
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who said he put all those votes in just one state?

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BatVink
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Posted: 4th Nov 2004 01:25
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Have you seen the size of BooBoo's legs? He'slucky to make it to the first Polling station.

And when Ranger Smith finds out he's left the Park, well...

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Damokles
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Posted: 4th Nov 2004 02:04
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Sorry philip, but I don't think you can bear it.

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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Mnemonix
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Posted: 5th Nov 2004 12:23
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Hanger 18 did exist, but was unfortunately destroyed by Johnny 5*.


*This is not admission of the existance of Johnny 5.*


It feels that I am qualified to become vice president. It is now legal to shoot a scotsman with a bow between the hours of dawn and dusk in any sate beginning with Y.

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JerBil
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Posted: 5th Nov 2004 12:32
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Obviously, he's smarter than the average bear...
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Three Score
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w00t for phillip

(hey Lukas W did u use to be n0id cause u have his sig and website)

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Wiggett
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Posted: 5th Nov 2004 19:14
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Quote: "And IS there a Johnny 5?
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hey man Johnny 5 is alive, how dare you not believe! and my original post was about fallout, i heard stories that some nerds went around some aprt of america trying to find vault 13 and/or the army base where they make the mutants.


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