Quote: "I'd wager that NUKESOFT is somewhere around the 10 year old age range.
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I'm fairly certain he's 11
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Quote: "Hmm. Front page, Word, Access, Publisher, [corel] Draw are all I suppose trademarks but also words of the english language. Hmm - interesting"
I don't think so. Look around product sites from companies like Adobe or Corel and note how products with generic names have the all rights reserved symbol after their name, while products with original names (tend to) have the trademark symbol. There are some exceptions but generally speaking, you can't just protect any given word. And even if you do, chances are it won't hold up in court.