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Geek Culture / Bill Gates and the CD of Power.

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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 26th Dec 2004 19:06
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Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. To my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on.

I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said "Do not worry, it is unharmed." After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said "Take a close look at it."

To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.

4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F
2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D

"I cannot read the fiery letters," I said. "No," he said, "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says"

"One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

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Wiggett
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Posted: 26th Dec 2004 19:25
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aha nice.

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Emperor Baal
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Posted: 26th Dec 2004 19:57
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If I remember correctly, this was posted before.... next

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David T
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Posted: 26th Dec 2004 20:08
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Put a CD in a microwave and it sparks due to all of the little pits on the surface reflecting the waves.

Put a grape in the microwave and it produces plasma

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Wiggett
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Posted: 26th Dec 2004 20:20
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awesome, so thats how the gun in doom works, its filled with grapes and a microwave!




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David T
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Posted: 26th Dec 2004 21:33
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It's true I've got a video of it but it won't post it for some reason.

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Major Payn
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Posted: 27th Dec 2004 00:21
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Now you must set out on quest to the gates of microsoft, to destroy the CD where it was forged! But you must watch out! Bill Gates sees all in Microsoft, he will be watching you, and whatever you do, don't put the CD in your CD rom, It will alert Bill of your presence!

Guns arn't the problem, people are the problem, shoot all the people and guns arn't a problem anymore.
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Zero Blitzt
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Posted: 27th Dec 2004 00:29 Edited at: 27th Dec 2004 00:30
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I've seen that microwave-plasma thing

http://c3po.barnesos.net/homepage/lpl/grapeplasma/


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MikeyP
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Posted: 27th Dec 2004 00:34 Edited at: 27th Dec 2004 00:34
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Heh, I thought I'd seen this before.. Still funny

http://c3po.barnesos.net/homepage/lpl/grapeplasma/ <-- This page shows how the Grape thing works how to do it etc. Scroll to the bottom to see pictures if you (like me) don't wish to try it yourself.
Edit: Dang got there first eh, Zero?
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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 27th Dec 2004 02:59
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if u put a lit match in a microwave <<almost typed "microsoft">> it'll let off bursts of plasma about every second

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Dodo
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Posted: 27th Dec 2004 03:42
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I could swear I posted this about a month ago....

anyways..Bring on the grapes!

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Major Payn
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Posted: 27th Dec 2004 03:49 Edited at: 27th Dec 2004 03:49
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My friend who is an electrical nerd, said that him and his dad were working on a tv or something, and that they don't know how they did it, but they created plasma, and it sort of shot around the room, he is probably pulling my leg, kind of like the time he said he kept a stock on TNT in his fridge.

Guns arn't the problem, people are the problem, shoot all the people and guns arn't a problem anymore.
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Neofish
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Posted: 27th Dec 2004 05:22
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Err hate to break it to you all but plasma (although incredably hot - full of energy), it fails to keep it's energy. The torus things they use to make plasma have magnetic shielding, but they don't need it.

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Three Score
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Posted: 27th Dec 2004 11:21
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dude that grape thign is awesome
and man u shouldve tooken a pic of your cd it makes it way more beleivable

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Mr Underhill
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Posted: 27th Dec 2004 11:28 Edited at: 27th Dec 2004 11:30
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I guess the old proverb rings true:
Quote: "Ammo doesn't grow on trees, it grows on vines!"


I'll bet Napa Valley will become a military hotspot over the next few decades j/k of course

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Jeku
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Posted: 28th Dec 2004 07:00
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Quote: "and man u shouldve tooken a pic of your cd it makes it way more beleivable"


You DO know this is not a true story, right?


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