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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Which Dictator Are You?

Quote: "As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!"





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Quote: "By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start! "




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Posted: 29th Jan 2005 19:59 Edited at: 29th Jan 2005 20:00
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I'm...



oh...deary...me...

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Dodo
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Oh dear. You're in prison now so the people of Iraq no longer need to worry that you you'll to make them disappear... They are far too busy being worried about being blown up by terrorists or shot by Americans now!

doh!

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DBAlex
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Im Tony Blair too.




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This can't be good...


"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

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Wiggett
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Posted: 29th Jan 2005 20:46 Edited at: 29th Jan 2005 20:47
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Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!



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Foxy
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Posted: 29th Jan 2005 21:22
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hmmm Tony Blair.

If I were you and you were me, then you'd be yourself 'cos you are me and I am you.
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The dude guy
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Posted: 29th Jan 2005 23:06 Edited at: 29th Jan 2005 23:08
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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you\'re a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little sh!t!"



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Lord Ozzum
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woah....mine can't be too good, I'm Hitlerstupid Jews rigged that test!!

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The dude guy
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I think the number 12 did it... I put in the gasoline and fire answer...

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TKF15H
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heh, am I the only person that got Bush? Or is everyone else too ashamed to post Bush so they take the test again?

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code spinneker
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Posted: 30th Jan 2005 01:00 Edited at: 30th Jan 2005 01:02
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WAHOOH IM GEORGE W. BUSH, I'm a monkey! (man i always hated that guy, is that cause were so alike?) LOL what kind of a test is that?
(no no really i did take the test!)
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I got Tony Blair.
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Hawkeye
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I'm the nice guy dictator!



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Neofish
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Quote: " heh, am I the only person that got Bush? Or is everyone else too ashamed to post Bush so they take the test again?"

nope, they do retake it, but just to be not like you

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Ah, that explains it... they're not worthy of being like me...


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IanG
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crap - im blair too

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Mx5 kris
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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you\'re a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little sh!t!

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Dot Merix
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Ditto on blair



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Quote: "I put in the gasoline and fire answer.."

Errr that would be gas...as in after liquid...haven't you studied the concentration camps?

Quote: "Ah, that explains it... they're not worthy of being like me..."

You'd be right there...



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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

ummmm...probably not good

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Emperor Baal
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Mrrrigght


Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!

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Posted: 30th Jan 2005 06:23 Edited at: 30th Jan 2005 06:25
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You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little s**t that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the p*ss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger t*t then you are already!




I always knew I'm in dire need of psychiatric help!

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Quote: ""Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!"


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i am



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Teh Go0rfmeister
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mullah omar, wtf?

on further tests it turns out my file extension is .ogg, while cool people think im a neat idea, most people dont even take me existance seriously.

My OS is someting DOS... cant remember its name, was 3 letters then dos, like XXXDOS

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Quote: "You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!"



BWAHAHAHHA. China is MINE!
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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little sh*t!

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My first attempt got Blair. I tried again and got Adolf Hitler. Worryingly I was slightly pleased I didn't get Blair again....

Interesting how the question "Who are the handy scapegoats for why your country sucks?" did not include "Blacks", "Chinese" or "Indians" in the answers. A PC question in a non-PC quiz? Personally I was slightly offended not to see my own welshness up there getting on peoples t*ts...

Cheers

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OMG we have them all in one place, GET EM!

Guns arn't the problem, people are the problem, shoot all the people and guns arn't a problem anymore.
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Major thats silly. Major silly.

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Quote: " Major thats silly. Major silly."


Tis what I strive for.

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I didn't say you didnt, did I?

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What the hell?



I think I broke it...


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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

I'm Bush!

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Self-inflicted burn!

My name is Underhill...commit it to memory.
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Quote: "
You are the most evil dictator of all! Your deep, mind controlling voice on the Verizon commercials will soon have all of us begging for your mercy! Ever since Star Wars you have vowed for revenge against the Wal-Mart faculty! You think that yogurt is the tool of Satan, and you enjoy long walks on the beach... wait, that's not an evil quality! But you do like Raisin-Bran!"


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Changing question 4 (the facial hair one) will change your 'dictator' quite a bit...

Yes, I was so embarrased about the one that I got that I forgot it...

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i got tony blair first....soooo i tried again and got teh china man (if you leave everything at default you get hitler)

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

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I´m Saddam Hussein

Well then, watch out for me chemical weapons


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PMROFL at Exeat

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Oh snap! Fidel Castro is my IDOL!!!!



By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

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MUAHAHAHHAHAHA
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im good old tony blair

Any spelling mistakes are totally In tensional.
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Whoops!

Answering the questions honestly, I turn oput to be George Bush. it was inevitable. Damn frightening that . . . or do I mean depressing?

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