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Benjamin
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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 04:01 Edited at: 28th Feb 2010 16:17
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Looks like a load of boll*cks to me. The images in the gallery could just as easily have been taken when a kitten was playing. And the stuff with the feeding tubes are the same. If this isn't a p!ss take i'd be surprised... and midly excited.
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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 04:11 Edited at: 6th Feb 2005 04:14
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Yeah well you can't be too sure.

EDIT: Looking around the internet, its easy to see its a hoax. Thank god. Its still twisted though.

http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/hoaxes/bonsai.html

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 04:14 Edited at: 6th Feb 2005 04:15
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...it almost looks too ridiculous to be real...

but if it is they can expect me to hunt them down and beat the living daylights out of them!!!

(or even better i stick them in a cube shaped glass container and shove a tube up their butt and one down their throat, then let a kid jump on them and roll them around...or maybe spiralize them )

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 04:19 Edited at: 6th Feb 2005 04:23
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w00t!

I want my very own bonsai kitten!

No, this isn't real.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp

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Lol, this site has shown up here various times. Every time somebody posted the link everyone would agree it was a fake (which it obviously is) and if you look around the site has a disclamer that says so.


Of course, if I had a cat he'd be spherical.

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this is so old

yes it is fake, everyone knows it now.

some of that stuff's funny when you realise its not real, even though i am a catlover

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 05:22
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Quote: "even though i am a catlover"

You've made me realise that what I said previously ("Of course, if I had a cat he'd be spherical.") was... inappropriate. Therefore, I shall change that to:
Of course, if I had a cat he'd be donut-shaped.

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I think its one of the most retarded sites I've seen in a while.

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 05:39
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Quote: "I think its one of the most retarded sites I've seen in a while."


Agreed.

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 06:48
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Quote: "Quote: "That Is One Of The Funniest Sites I have seen in a while!!!""


Agreed. If only it wasn't so old.

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There are much more graphic and disgusting injustices done to babies in the world than this--- having to worry about a bunch of cute, cuddly kittens. If they were ugly lizards or scorpions I don't think anyone would care


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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 06:49 Edited at: 6th Feb 2005 06:50
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I would! I had many pet lizards and a scorpion once. That would be very mean, espetially with the scorpion due to his exoskeleton. Who cares about human larvae?!?!

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Hehe I had a few lizards in my day too. Never a scorpion, though. I'm just saying that because the cats are cute, it makes people more upset.


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it does upset me that some one might try to copy the site in a more authentic way, but surely if someone wanted to harm cat's theyd harm them anyway? the site would only give more ideas on how to do it, rather than give actual encouragement

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What people aren't thinking of are the fish. Don't you think cats do this to us in their past-times. It's only fair for us to take revenge. If you want to stop us taking revenge then you must leave £600 billion GBP by tomorrow morning under my tank. Otherwise the kittens will suffer! MUA HA HA HA HA HA













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*TKF15H brings out the coke bottles and hands them to Neofish

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 08:16 Edited at: 6th Feb 2005 08:18
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*Glugs coke*
Prepares for kittens


You have till dawn!
EDIT INCASE OF NUBS: Please note I think bonzai anything like kittens is cruel but REVENGE!

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erm, dawn over there? It's already 10:15pm here... What about Australia?
I was thinking... if one were to dislocate the joints of the cat (at the knees mostly) one would be able to achieve more exotic shapes.

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 08:19
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ooo these shapes:

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I was thinking something along the lines of
but a bird-shaped cat might have it's uses...

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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 08:24
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Yeah, this site is like what? 5 years old? There was a chain email going around a few years ago, you know the ones, "Forward this email to as many people as possible to express your hatred.".


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Posted: 6th Feb 2005 08:26 Edited at: 6th Feb 2005 08:57
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OOOOoooo TK lets start one: "Start the hatred: Help the Fish"

Some more shape ideas:

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I said already nub

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Whats a nub? Is it like a NURB?

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This would be interesting: .

But, the good ol will work fine.

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How about one of those see-thru Xboxes--- a bonsai kitty would fit nicely into one of those hmmmm?


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funny site, especially the part with the baby.
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That was actually pretty cool. Too bad there aren't any pictures of results.

I think they've done this to watermelons before in Japan (I think). They were selling cube shaped watermelons at higher prices.


I spelled "disappointment" wrong. Pahintulutan ang di-inaasahang nakakahiyang pagkakamaling dulot ng kamangmangan. Have at you.
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Dawn's past and....I got my money...wasn't expecting that. Damn.

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When you people learn that these sites are usually hoaxes ¬_¬ and mostly stuffed cats dolls.

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Quote: "I think they've done this to watermelons before in Japan (I think). They were selling cube shaped watermelons at higher prices."

I beleive they did that by growing them in glass boxes, and they made them cube because they take up less space.

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Quote: "If they were ugly lizards or scorpions I don't think anyone would care"

well..may i point out that lizards or scorpions aren't warm blooded animals...if it were something less cute but still a mammal like a dog for instance (ok so bad example lol ) i bet people would still care...

but honestly yeah...i probably wouldn't care if they did it to scorpions or lizards..unless i had one for a pet..then i would probably care lol (like if they did it to guppies i might get mad...because i have some of those)

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Take a look at this

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp

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hahahaha
that's the way cats should be:


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Your mum.

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that's the way cats should be:"


I'll use one smiley to convey the way I'm feeling about you right now Darwin

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Let that be a warning to you. One day the cat fanboys out there will stand up against their opressors and with the help of their feline friends gain world domination, but until that day, I promise you, you'd better keep looking over that shoulder of yours.

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Quote: "One day the cat fanboys out there will stand up against their opressors and with the help of their feline friends gain world domination"

Very true, concidering that the feline's world is a litterbox. Really, cats would rather lay around than take over anything, forguet the world.

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Quote: "Very true, concidering that the feline's world is a litterbox. Really, cats would rather lay around than take over anything, forguet the world."


But surely lying down somewhere is the purest form of non-violent protest.

p.s. Just to clarify, TKF15H, are you a cat hater, I seem to remember you posting pictures of dead 'feline friends' a few weeks back, just need to know so I know whether or not to add you to the list





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Quote: " just need to know so I know whether or not to add you to the list"

Is that the list of people you're gonna send Christmas presents to? If so, know that a BB gun (for use on my neighbor's cat) is the first item in my wishlist.

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if you knew how ANNOYING you can fans on this board are, you would stop being a cat fan...i cant take it anymore!



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None of us our can fans, infidel. Whats a can fan anyway?

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it's a fan that chops cats into tiny little pieces

wait, that would be good...hrm, i dono


If I only had a cat...
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. You die. You die good.

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