that is hilarious...but my story:
it is just a enhanced version of yours.
Rich, Lee and Mike, the Dev team gods looked down on the world of dark, Darkbasic.com.The sacred Temple, Darkbasic, was on its pedastal in the forums, that they had created, and it was good.
But not good enough.
Soon the gods created a new divine power, Darkbasic Pro, and placed it on it's pedastal next to it's brother. The new governing darkness, Darkbasic pro, shone darkly, and by this darkness the gods forged a new world, TheGameCreators.Com and transported all from the lands of dark to it. In the holy sanctum, Apollo, they rested. Apollo was the ultimate power. It lead all to worship. All was well, and all men were equall.
But this darkness of this new world was too strong. Soon others came from the lands of Blitz, C, and VB. The gods saw these refugees and took them under their wing to learn. They usually were nice, but some became evil doers, making fusses on the Holy Temple.
But then, from the ash scarred lands of Noobia, which was defeated by the good people of online, came forth a new and evil race: the n00bs. The people of the new world were overwhelmed by this mass. Soon the noobs started breeding. Their language was mostly not under-standable, only the experienced Followers could read it.
And Capital letters infested the land and 'kewl' filled the sky. And the team requests filled with MMORPGS, to lure the darkdwellers into a frustration and corruption. Many left to what seemed like the holy grail of rgt and llrgt, but it was only temporary. Soon when many of the n00bs were banished, and moved to the paradise of rgt.
Thus it lays to you, one of the last surviving darkdwellers, to work your way to AOL, in the land of Noobia, and smite the Noobgod CMC 101, so the remaining darkdweller can drive the noobs out of the last land. Defend this land, or noobia will take control, and Apollo will fall!