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` Little Tutorial for Noobs

`first off

`this clears the screen
cls
`this writes what's in the speech marks onto your screen
print "Like this!"

`then we can write a line of code under that very easily...like this
print "Line below the first line."

`then we can go down the screen simply like this
print "3rd line down"
print "4th line down"
print "And so on"


`Now to check this is working u have to compile it so just press the shortcut --- f5!
`also to make this stay on the screen for long enough to see it you have to write wait key
`like this
wait key

`then you write end to end the programme
end

`Well done I know this is really simple but u have to start small not just jump in for a GTA
` or a Halo type game.  That takes years to make and you need team of pro's so goodbye dream!
` anyway as I was saying the next part of my tutorial is on comments like this one.

`to write a comment you can either do this
rem (Then your comment)
`or ` like I just did there because i find it easier to read if you do that!
`the button to start writing that mark is the button on the left of 1 on your keyboard.

` Now onto wait commands
`to do a wait command all you need is 2 words
wait key
`but that is if you have an long piece of writing!
` if you just want to wait for a cetain amount of time you do this.

`wait (then the time you want in milliseconds)
 ` An example is
cls
print " Test how long"
wait 1000
print "all done!"

` Hope that helps you with little codes you write


` Now onto Inputs.
`to enter an input , first you write input then do it like this
input "This is an example of an input command!",example$
` you see it is like a print command but it makes it so you can actually write something in
` But the difference is at the end of the speech marks it has a ;example
`This is what you want their answer to be named as a variable
` You can brng that name up later like this example
cls
input "Enter your name here.  ",name$
wait 1000
print "So your name is ",name$
wait key
end

`Now onto choices
`to make choices you use if statements
`lets say u want someone to choose a selection of 2 things you would write

cls
print "Press 1 for option 1, press 2 for option 2!"
 wait key
if inkey$() = "1"
goto option1
endif
if inkey$() = "2"
goto option2
endif


option1:
cls
print " you chose option 1! Press any key to exit"
wait key
end

option2:
cls
print "You chose option 2! Press any key to exit"
wait key
end

` It as as simple as that and just copy those options into anoth db window
` and then you can start some real funny games like a game tht tells different jokes
` A dating game and much much more.
` I hope it helps all you noobs!

cls
hide mouse
Print " HELLO! WELCOME TO MY SCREEN WITH PRINTS AND OPTIONS"
wait 2000
Print " with help from mrnaughty's tutorial for noobs"
wait 4000
cls


cls
print "Press e to exit, press c to continue!"
 wait key
if inkey$() = "e"
goto option1
endif
if inkey$() = "c"
goto option2
endif

option1:
cls
print " you chose to exit, Press any key to do so"
wait key
end

option2:
cls
print " You chose continue! Press any key to exit"
wait key
end

cls
hide mouse
Print " HELLO! WELCOME TO MY SCREEN WITH PRINTS AND OPTIONS"
wait 2000
Print " with help from mrnaughty's tutorial for noobs"
wait 4000
cls


cls
print "Press e to exit, press c to continue!"
 wait key
if inkey$() = "e"
goto option1
endif
if inkey$() = "c"
goto option2
endif

option1:
cls
print " you chose to exit, Press any key to do so"
wait key
end

option2:
cls
print " You chose continue! Right so you wanna be my friend ... YAY!"
wait 1000
print " Wow let me count how many friends I got now......"
wait 1000
print "1"
wait 1000
print "2"
wait 1000
print "3"
wait 1000
print "4"
wait 1000
print "5"
wait 1000
print "6"
wait 1000
print "7"
wait 1000
print "8"
wait 1000
print "9"
wait 2000
print " I  have 1 friend now yay!!!!!!     "
wait 1000
print "So do you want to still be my friend?"
wait 1000
print "Y OR N!"
wait key
 if inkey$() = "Y"
goto YES
endif
if inkey$() = "N"
goto NO
endif

YES:
cls
Print "YAY I got a friend, I got a friend, I got a friend.... "
wait 2000
print " So get lost i want to be a larry           "
wait 1000
end

NO:
cls
print "God damit not another one!!!!...Why does it happen always to me!!!"
wait 2000
end

 cls
 hide mouse
Input "What do you want your game to be called?  ",gamename$
wait 1000
print "Do you want your game to be based on:"
print "1)Jokes"
print "2)Action"
print "3)Annoying"

if inkey$ () = "1"
goto Jokes
 endif
if inkey$ () = "2"
goto Action
endif



Jokes:
cls
Print "Welcome to ",gamename$
wait 2000
Print "This is a funny game!!!!"
print "So here as some funny things to do in a cinema!"
wait 3000
print "Through popcorn up and shout it's snowing!"
print "Laugh at all the non funny jokes.!"
print "Press 1 for jokes to tell a pizza man!"
print "Press 2 for jokes to do at school!"

if inkey$() = "1"
goto Pizzajokes
endif
if inkey$() = "2"
goto schooljokes
endif
wait key

Pizzajokes:
cls
print "Pizza Jokes heh. I like those!"
wait 1000
print "Ask for fries with everything!"
print "Ask if the pizza is actually dead!"
print "Ask if you can haggle!"
print " I hope you found these funny!"
wait key
end

schooljokes:
cls
print "School jokes heh. I like those so much!"
wait 1000
print "At the end of your paper put this message will self-destruct in 10 seconds!"
wait 1000
print "organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise!"
wait key
end

Action:
cls
print " Welcome to ",gamename$
wait 1000
print "This an action game you have to answer this riddle to save the world!"
wait 1000
Input " I am hard, I am soft, i am rough, I am smooth, I am jelly,  What am I???",answer
print "Sice you are soooo stupid and you don't know the answer the world got destroyed!"
wait key
end