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Geek Culture / makerpg() function

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BaZko
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Posted: 22nd Feb 2005 10:24
Mods:This is a joke.Please dont lock it
Hmmm.....I cant get the makerpg() function to work.Here is some background history on this plugin that Napoleon(or my brother,I cant remember who) gave to me:

This plugin was first introduced to the National Assembly of France during the French Revolution of 1971. It was the first way to sucessfuly create Role Playing Games. Later deemed by the Prussians(who
invaded France) as a dangerous plugin for a game creation engine that would be developed 200 years later, they banned it. Fearing that the power of easy RPG creation would be lost, a cult was created. This cult was based in the caverns of Northern Italy. Every day three times the cult worshiped the dll file of the plugin, and sacrificed an owl before the sacred toilet of the makerpg() function. These cultists later immigrated to the United States of America and there preserved the tradition of sacrificing owls before toilets to appease .dll files. During 1969 this dangerous owl killing cult was revealed to the law by a group of owl loving hippies. Seeing that .dll files may in time replace owls in the course of nature, a member of the American congress initiated the proclamation of DESTRUCTION TO .DLLS in order to save owls. Somehow, one of the cultists was spared the horrible fate of watching his dll's being burned(at this time .dlls source code was preserved on wood). One of the cultists escaped to England, where one of his sons was recruited by the NSA as a programmer. This boy loved his father's .dll's, so he made multiple dll files secretly while working at the NSA headquarters. One of these dlls was the secretly preserved makerpg() dll. When congress made law reforms in 1973, it decided to remove the DESTRUCTION TO .DLLS proclimation in order to preserve object oriented programming.
And some days ago a diskette containing the makerpg() dll was found in the amazon river in the belly of an alligator and uploaded to a secret ftp server. One day I accidentally connected to this server and downloaded the dll. Now somebody please help tell me WHY WONT THIS CODE WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Mx5 kris
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Posted: 22nd Feb 2005 10:42
lol

Major Payn
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Posted: 22nd Feb 2005 10:54
OMG you are so banned! LOL j/k

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Benjamin
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Posted: 22nd Feb 2005 11:11
Damnit why did you tell him you were joking


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Frozen Flame
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Posted: 22nd Feb 2005 11:13
Your code is far from complete silly!

if MAKERPG()=1 then goto create

create:
maxplayers=1 million
Fun=extremly
Lastability=endless
RealeaseDate=August 2005 but wait until february 2006 to add suspense and make people die wanting it
LevelOfDetail:Max


this is the complete form to use.
Yet i still am not sure.. release date is scheduled for august 2005. cant wait to see results..
Benjamin
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Posted: 22nd Feb 2005 11:15
? That code gives me an error.


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BaZko
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Posted: 22nd Feb 2005 11:18 Edited at: 22nd Feb 2005 11:18
Ohhhhhh thats what i forgot to add
Did you read the history?
Frozen Flame
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Posted: 22nd Feb 2005 11:33
Benjamin: you first need the .dll
Duh
Dave J
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Posted: 22nd Feb 2005 19:36
Just use the universally compatible 'Make Game()' command, I forget what the parameters are though, just try it and find out.


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Benjamin
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Posted: 22nd Feb 2005 21:44
Quote: "Benjamin: you first need the .dll
Duh"

Oops.


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