HELLO?
ARE YOU BLIND?
MUAHAHHAHAAaaaa....
Start > Programs > Accessories > Entertainment > Sound Recorder
(If you can't be arsed, Start > Run and then type 'sndrec32' (wivout teh qutoes)).
Open up Volume Control, and click Options > Properties.
Under 'Adjust volume for', choose 'Recording' and make sure a load of the stuff is ticked before hitting OK.
Tick the 'Select' box under Stereo Mix, Mono Mix, Wave Out or equivalent.
Close Volume Control, return to Sound Recorder.
Hit Record, play Stupid Sam, hit Stop.
Click Play, here magnificient crapolata.
Mr Blanky - This Time, It's Personal