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Geek Culture / Finally! Auto code commenting software--- why didn't they do this before!?

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Jeku
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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 06:46 Edited at: 2nd Apr 2005 06:47
This looks pretty cool. Apparently it auto-comments your C/C++ code. Extensions are being built for Java and other languages. Why not DB?

http://www.cenqua.com/commentator/

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Warning--- found one expletive in the comments--- there's actual sliders for humour, profanity, self-worth, etc.
David T
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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 18:49 Edited at: 2nd Apr 2005 22:25
Looks preety neat, A wonder how much real code it cna recognise.

Quote: "When a star footballer makes an winning play, he doesn't stop to explain it to the team beforehand."


Play? as in theatre?
Dave J
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Posted: 2nd Apr 2005 19:04
Quote: "Play? as in theatre? "


Oh dear.


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Jeku
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Posted: 3rd Apr 2005 08:22
It was a pretty funny read, though obviously a joke. I kind of wanted to suck more people into believing it


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Posted: 3rd Apr 2005 08:27
Quote: " /*******************************************************
* okay, finally we are ready to take the important step of
* summing the integer elements of a. I've researched the
* most efficient algorithm and settled on this one,
* presented by Knuth. I don't quite agree with his
* reasoning but the algorithm is sound (did I tell you
* about the cheque I got from Knuth? no? It was back
* in my uni days when I was writing my thesis (youngest
* ever accepted into the program) in TeX on the PDP-10.
* I just couldn't get it to format my differential
* equations properly, and a quick look under the hood...
"

haha

I don't see why people think that 133b is spelt 1337?!
MikeS
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Posted: 3rd Apr 2005 08:34
LOL! Very funny.



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Ian T
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Posted: 3rd Apr 2005 09:01
Nice read

<maddox> yeah, most help channels tend to be elitist.. "HOLY ---- YOU ------- IDIOT, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ALREADY. NEVERMIND THE PURPOSE OF THIS CHANNEL!
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Benjamin
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Posted: 3rd Apr 2005 11:21
Personally I didn't find that even mildly entertaining.


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