Quote: "I'm 18!"
Quote: "My aim is to stay pissed this entire week, and get even more hammered on Tuesday night, and then again on Saturday night"
Take it you aren't in the US then?
Heh, reminds me of one time in ireland when we were completely off our t*ts. I mean seriously bad. Walking into hotels and demanding to see our mothers bad. Anyway we asked a bloke where a good night club was. He was surrounded with birds, so it was a fair bet he would know. He told us, and after removing ourselves from several of the hotel's statues (was a really good hotel) we managed to make it to the nightclub. Anyways the door was like this totally black lift with a small sign above it. Cool. Perhaps a rock club. This was about 1991, so we were all mulleted up and ready for a good time. Up we went and it was like a normal type bar. No probs. Drink please. Oh no says the barman you are underage. Nah nah nah. We were all like 18 now, so no probs matey boy. Nope he says, you must be 21 (may have been 25 actually). Eh? Did we get the wrong ferry and end up in the US? Nah, as it turned out it was a gay bar. All the men were extremely gay, and all the women were men. Erm. Got out of there quickly. To be fair this only happened to me one more time in my life... well two more times if you count almost going in....
And dudes, less on the coffee. Plenty of time for that when he's dead. Or whatever. Actually shouldn't you be taking in a yard of ale? Not a real man until you have done (attempted) one of them?
Particularly evil looking smiley there...
Cheers
I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing